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You know you are too close to your SPs..

LKD

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..... when you sneak her into your house at 2am at the morning for a romp in the basement while the rents are sleeping upstairs :eek:
 

LKD

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... when you drive her and her friends grocery shopping, followed by bedtime with both women
 

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rama putri

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She texts you to stop by her parent's place to pick a few things for her on your way
She texts you to pick up 'personal items' at Shoppers and you know the brands of each of them
Your doorman knows her and lets her up without informing you
You used her toothbrush accidentally - since she left it at your place
You're comfortable peeing in front of each other
You've taken an appointment for her when she was in the bathroom or on another call
Her dealer is OK with you picking up her blow
You have no idea which porn DVD is yours or hers
You update her pics for her website or agency
Her agency calls you when she'll be off shift so you can pick her up or when to bring her in
She books your flights and hotels for your business travels
Her dog expects you to feed it when she's not around
You wake up next to her in the morning and think "Fuck what a lucky bastard I am"
 
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Doug

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You take her and her son shopping at Walmart for back-to-school supplies, and we meet another SP who then gets jealous!

Doug
(it happened)
 

Bear669

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Lol

richaceg said:
...when she fixes you a sandwich after sex and bitch about how your condo is so messed up and needs cleaning.
... and insists on tidying the HOTEL room!:rolleyes:
 

richaceg

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the deal breaker...

her: "...oh by the way, your mom called and asked if i could drive her to the casino on sunday..."
 

Bear669

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Lol

Shades said:
When she rolls over and says "Not tonight, I have a headache"
BTW- For me, there is no such thing as being TOO close. Love it, even with the downside:

Not now:

..Grey's Anatomy is on.

..I'm hungry!

...After we finish the GIRL sex!

.. I am so pissed at (mother/kids/ex/school/taxes/......)

..I havent had my coffee.

...After I finish with the other guy(s)

.. after you lick me!:p
 

Bear669

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And...

richaceg said:
the deal breaker...

her: "...oh by the way, your mom called and asked if i could drive her to the casino on sunday..."
..SP insists on coming to Mom's funeral, which by coincidence is in her small town.
 

t8rs

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"Where's my bathrobe?"
She doesn't bother shaving her legs when you meet. Or she shaves them in your tub. While you're both in it.
She pumices her feet in your tub. While you're both in it.
There's a bottle of cucumber-scented body wash in your shower.
You pay her by cheque.
 

Bear669

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I obey!

t8rs said:
"Where's my bathrobe?"
She doesn't bother shaving her legs when you meet. Or she shaves them in your tub. While you're both in it.
She pumices her feet in your tub. While you're both in it.
There's a bottle of cucumber-scented body wash in your shower.
You pay her by cheque.
"Change that shirt before we go out!":rolleyes:
 

pepsiman

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LKD said:
I need you to drive me to places, we'll have fun after ;)
Or you drive her to the mall after the session and wait for her so you can drive her home
And on the way back you stop at the babysitters house to pick up her daughter.
 

kkelso

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former_sexkitten said:
Oh please...nothing more sexy than a man all dressed up!

...and this is why it is always wise to ignore what women say about relationships, and focus instead on what they do.
 
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This works!

When she's an accounting major so she does your taxes and figures out a way to make the "donations" to her a write-off for you!

With the refund, you both take off for the week-end for a couple of nights of pure bliss!!!
 
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