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GPIDEAL

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You have to worry more when you see her running and she didn't even get the money yet.(I only had that happen once)
Thing is, I saw that gal once before and we had a good time. This time, I think she had to pay a debt or something, and didn't give a shit for absconding.
 

GPIDEAL

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Receiving many calls from a suspicious SO once you have entered the unit for an hour session.

One time, years ago, I visited an MPA and once I finished my shower and she entered the room, my GF called me. The MPA was one of my regulars and we talked about my GF previously as they were both from Ukraine. She told me to answer the phone. I did and once I started talking, she started to give me a bj. Apparently she got turned on having me speak to my GF. Turned out to be our best session ever. If I didn't answer the call however, I would have been worried the whole time.
That is very naughty! (I like that gal)
 

funstick

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She asks if she can keep the TV on. When I respond that I prefer that it be turned off she asks if ok if she just mutes the volume.
 

Halloween Mike

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Once i booked a girl from an agency (for outcall) and she looked very beautifull. I mentioned to the agency i would have to go pick her downstair as the main door of the hotel was not working(they where doing repairing in the stairs and balcony) and the back door was not evident to find, and to be honest a little shady looking (graffities on it etc)

So i wait downstair, i see a car arrive and park, one beautifull blonde comes out of it, this had to be my guest. So i wave her, and im sure she see me, but yet she proceed to walk the oposite direction. So i go after her and call her discreetly by her SP name as i aproach, and she says "yes?" so im like "Hello... im your date..." and she just react like "ok hi" and thats about it, i walk her to the backdoor and she barely tell me a word during the walk to the room. I can understand the backdoor was maybe a bit creepy but this is stull out of my control, i had no idea it would be like that when i reserved. Once inside obviously the hotel is charming even if its not a super expensive one... so she should had felt ok by then. Anyway we arrive in my room and first things she says is "can you take a shower?" I was just out of the shower before going downstair to pick her up. And trust me i was clean. Every girl know its the norm for a client to take a shower before arrival when outcall, and they can always "verify" by going in the bathroom and see the shower has been used. And im still cloathed and we just entered the room anyway... not like she took my pants off and smelled something. Anyway i never had any girls before or after this asking me to shower as she comes VISIT me, wich is 97% of my meetings.

I knew right away this not be the best session, but she was so hot, like model hot, i guess my penis decided for me there. Turned out to be a very odd session and no chemistry whatsoever. This girl ended up working maybe for a total of 2 months, but was listed like once every 2 weeks. She was simply not made for that job.
 

massman

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5 min into the action she says "almost there yet?"......

3 min later.."what's wrong, maybe you should do it yourself" (yes maybe I should have, and not invited you!)
 

Samranchoi

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A uniformed policeman answers the door
 

Vkcs20

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"It's another 50euros if you want me to remove my bra and you can touch".... needless to say that i fucked the shit out of her without touching!
 

black booty lover

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.. You knocked on the wrong door number.


The very first escort "I thought" I was going see pulled a scam on me. She tells me the address of the building (nice building in nice area) and says, for verification and for my safety, my driver/security guard will be in the lobby. I was quoted 200.00 for the session. She tells me to put half in an envelope, give to her "driver/security guard" who will be in the lobby and will give me the room number. Feeling a little weird about this but thinking with the wrong head, I agree to it. I was literally like 18 at the time and this was back in like '92 before most people had mobile phones. Anyway, make my way down to this building at the schedule time, look for this guy that was described to me, and we spot each other. He says "your here for Christine right?" (middle aged Caucasian clean cut guy, so I'm not to suspect of anything). I says yes, hand him the envelope and says something like "4th floor, room# 462". Off I go up to the fourth floor, start waling down the hall following the number sequence. As I'm getting closer to the end of the hallway, I'm starting to do the math as the amount of doors left, don't look like they'll make it to room #462. Sure enough, I get to the last door and number is 460. I go down the opposite hallway just to make sure it's not just some weird layout of the room numbers...but to no avail. Room 462 didn't exist. The one and only time I got duped in this hobby. Put me off the hobby for two years before I decided to give it another try. Funny part is, I was actually a good looking guy back then and was very popular with no trouble scoring with chicks, so I didn't really need to pay, but being the pervert I am, I wanted a porno type experience...lol.
 

Samranchoi

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.. You knocked on the wrong door number.
There was a thread previously where a guy complained about the SP not answering the door. To make a long story short, he went to the wrong building but as fate would have the identical number unit in the other building also had SP's working out of it, not at the level of the one he intended to see. After a bit of a run around with the incorrect woman, he declined the session and the original SP cancelled his session with him
 

K Douglas

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Room 112
the door opens and all you smell is shit.
 

Samranchoi

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When I don't receive a reciprocated smile when I open the door.
But what if he has a "Holy sh$t, I just died and gone to heaven" look on his face after seeing you. Would that be OK?

I know there are times when the door has opened and I didn't smile or say anything right away because I was lost for words over her beauty.
 

clules

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Get to the apartment and this really cute blonde opens the door and smiles. Takes your money and guides you into the bedroom. The bed has a blow up doll and she points to the cameras all over the place. You then notice this really big dog, I think it was a German Sheppard or Doberman. Did not stick around to find out.
 

massman

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Get to the apartment and this really cute blonde opens the door and smiles. Takes your money and guides you into the bedroom. The bed has a blow up doll and she points to the cameras all over the place. You then notice this really big dog, I think it was a German Sheppard or Doberman. Did not stick around to find out.
Dude, the epic "real doll" scam from around the turn of the century!! A TERB classic!!
 

massman

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About 10-15 years ago there used to be an ad that ran i the "adult classified" section advertising a "gorgeous blonde, real doll eager to please" or something like that. Once you got there you hand over the money, are led to the bedroom where there is in fact, a real (sex) doll. Typically also there was a large dog or large scary man also present to discourage you from making a fuss. I never fell victim, but more than one guy did and the stories were reported here.
 

nitelifer

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SP asked me if we could stop exactly at 12:30pm as THERE was FREE online loot being given away for for character for some online video game. She jumped off the bed, grabbed her notebook, had to log in again, and missed it by 1 min then was all bummed out the rest of the session....WTF would you even work that time then??
 
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