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Jiffypop69

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...when you walk in, and she barely acknowdges you, looking down at her phone, and points to the washroom.
 

squeezer

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This has legit happened to me and she never noticed until I had both shoes on and was opening the outer door in the waiting area.....Fuck.....That......Noise.
Priceless and good on you for walking out!

When you walk in and see a used condom on the floor by the bed.
 

newfie

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You walk in and she says "Get naked, let's get this over with." Needless to say I couldn't even get hard. Left without paying.
 

TFZL1

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I try to aviod situations where it's going to go bad before it happens.
Like last week, an agency, ad said she started at 12:00. I called early, asked for 12, they said she starts at 12:30, I said ok.
In the parking lot at 12:20, they text to say she running late, 12:45. I said no. You know it's not gonna go well, so never mind. I can go somewhere else.
A semi regular I liked left me sitting in a parking lot ghosted.
She said she'd make it up to me. Don't know how she made it up, I still had to re-book, travel again and pay for the next appt. got past that and a few times later, ghosted me again. Next day she said something came up. Never again.
I've had a couple cancel our first appt. They don't get a second chance.
And yeah, if she's not ready when she opens the door, I'm leaving.
 

Mr Deeds

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When you notice a bulge in her panties and a five oclock shadow on her face
 

malata

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Paradise by the dashboard light.
....when you take a dip in the watering hole and it smells of fish.



or

when you get baited into thinking it's a trout and it turns out to be a whale.


 

GPIDEAL

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When she's not there upon your return from the shower.

(In one case, I saw her from the apartment through its window running down the street. Made me wonder about the apartment so I left as quickly as I could. Luckily, it wasn't a lot of money. Long story about the amateur provider.)
 

harryass

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when she tells u, she 's not felling well and so these items are not on the menu as ur in bed already. Yip, a real piece of work.
 

Samranchoi

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Receiving many calls from a suspicious SO once you have entered the unit for an hour session.

One time, years ago, I visited an MPA and once I finished my shower and she entered the room, my GF called me. The MPA was one of my regulars and we talked about my GF previously as they were both from Ukraine. She told me to answer the phone. I did and once I started talking, she started to give me a bj. Apparently she got turned on having me speak to my GF. Turned out to be our best session ever. If I didn't answer the call however, I would have been worried the whole time.
 

happydog

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When she's not there upon your return from the shower.
(In one case, I saw her from the apartment through its window running down the street. Made me wonder about the apartment so I left as quickly as I could. Luckily, it wasn't a lot of money. Long story about the amateur provider.)
You have to worry more when you see her running and she didn't even get the money yet.(I only had that happen once)
 

oral.com

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.....when you come out of the shower to find her asleep in the bed.
 

GPIDEAL

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You have to worry more when you see her running and she didn't even get the money yet.(I only had that happen once)
LMAO!

Another time, I arrived, gave my money, took a shower and was told to wait as she was to go downstairs and give her friend a boost. She never returned. I waited for half an hour if not more. I was in someone's apartment alone with their cats. I thought this was very strange and felt uncomfortable. The thought of "borrowing" one of their cats had crossed my mind, thinking how that might freak them out. But I'm not sure if there's a charge for catnapping? I just left and chalked it to experience (Once again, a cheap scam off a chat line).
 

GPIDEAL

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.....when you come out of the shower to find her asleep in the bed.
I won't say but have had a very nice SP (who I still see), crash on me. Twice. Not a good thing to do if a guy is a stranger. We did have some fun already. She looked like sleeping beauty. (On one occasion, I had time left, so I just napped next to her after setting my phone's alarm).
 
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