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Neither the bear or hippo want to eat you they just want you to go away
but as you have to stay with them for 20 miutes I go with the bear

Roll into a ball and the bear may maul you but you could survive

If that hippo is male no way will I stay in its territory for 20 minutes

Hungry tiger NFW

If you can put a stick into the gators mouth so it cannot shut as the force of the mouth is on the downbite which the stick will stop

so it is between the gator and the bear

I do not accept the challenge
 

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Neither the bear or hippo want to eat you they just want you to go away
but as you have to stay with them for 20 miutes I go with the bear

Roll into a ball and the bear may maul you but you should survive

If that hippo is male no way will I stay in its territory for 20 minutes

so the answer is no I do not accept the challenge

If you can put a stick into the gators mouth so it cannot shut as the force of the mouth is on the downbite which the stick will stop

so it is between the gator and the bear

I do not accept the challenge
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If you can put a stick into the gators mouth so it cannot shut as the force of the mouth is on the downbite which the stick will stop
Not just you, but various people in this thread have suggested trying various things on the alligator. Does that look like a, "My first gator" type of alligator to you? Maybe start with a gator that's as long as your forearm and work your way up! ;)
 

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Okay okay. I won't allow trees...

but I am allowing you to team up with one of the other 3!

who do you chose to help against which animal?

no trees, no walls, on land. You are allowed to have watermelons.
Easy question, I'll team up with the hippo.
Bears can be scared away and tigers are pussies at heart. Hippos will never back down and they own the gators in the swamps.
 
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I would take the hippo... I had a buddy who hunt and he mentioned before that the natives (don't even know which part) used to give them tips that if a hippo chases you (they are fast and fast swimmers) but on land...zigzag slows them down...that are fast but not agile...and they get tired after a few minutes...but their burst of speed is underrated...so are the crocs... Grizzlies and Tigers, when they zoned in on you...you're already dead.
 
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Not just you, but various people in this thread have suggested trying various things on the alligator. Does that look like a, "My first gator" type of alligator to you? Maybe start with a gator that's as long as your forearm and work your way up! ;)
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This is a crocodile, not an alligator. There's a big difference:

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@onomatopoeia

Fair enough, and my bad (edit: if I'm wrong), but the point stands that thing is large enough that you'd actually want some experience before you tried anything near it's mouth, lol.
 
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It's not difficult to evade an alligator on land for twenty minutes. You just stay behind him, out of reach of the tail. They may have decent straight line speed, but they can't turn directions quickly.
 

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@onomatopoeia

Fair enough, and my bad, but the point stands that thing is large enough that you'd actually want some experience before you tried anything near it's mouth, lol.
Crocodiles are deadly in water, but on land, not so much. One antelope, zebra or wildebeest, and they're good for six months. They usually just hang around near a river bank, and wait for prey to come close enough.
 

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Easy question, I'll team up with the hippo.
Bears can be scared away and tigers are pussies at heart. Hippos will never back down and they own the gators in the swamps.
I'll pick @_Melissa and the melons. 🙈
 
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I think I could handle the gator as long as we were on dry land. I’d just keep moving and circling about…and if I had to I think I‘d have the best shot at outwrestling the gator compared to any of those other animals. I would just jump on his back and put him in a rear naked choke hold…easy $10 mil!
 

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I think I could handle the gator as long as we were on dry land. I’d just keep moving and circling about…and if I had to I think I‘d have the best shot at outwrestling the gator compared to any of those other animals. I would just jump on his back and put him in a rear naked choke hold…easy $10 mil!
I kind of picture you foot on the croc with a glass of brandy.
 
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I'm picking the brown bear or the tiger. I don't think I'd survive either though. Id be a delicious meal however :')
 
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I'm picking the brown bear or the tiger. I don't think I'd survive either though. Id be a delicious meal however :')
Knowing I would die for sure, I'll go with the tiger too. I always wanted to touch one 😅
 
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