Yo Momma

[Papi Chulo]

Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

 

[papasmerf]

Yo momma's so nasty that she uses a pine tree air freshener as a panty liner.

 

[gallo negro]

Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1
Yo mama's so old, i told her to act her age and the bitch died

gn

 

[papasmerf]

Yo momma's so ugly that the dog catcher chased her for several block.

 

[Papi Chulo]

Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

 

[sorighttonight]

yo mama so dumb..

she was headed to the airport and went back home because the sign said "Airport Left"

 

[Elmer Stud]

Yo momma is so busty

World Vision calls her feed the world

 

[papasmerf]

Yo momma's so big that your daddy was crushed to death, the night you were conceived.

 

[papasmerf]

Yo momma's drinks so much, that you were born

 

[papasmerf]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica] Yo mama's so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.[/FONT]

 

[leftorium007]

Yo mama's feet are so nasty they make Odor Eaters puke.

 

[burlboy]

You Mamma is like her van, She loads 2 it the front and 4 in the rear.

 

[Berlin]

Yo mama is on here :

http://www.myfriendshotmom.com/maintour.php/1013/12/102


WOW !

 

[blitz]

Yo mamma's pussy like the Hindenburg. It's big and it burns.

 

[RTRD]

Yo mama...

Yo mama is on here :

http://www.myfriendshotmom.com/maintour.php/1013/12/102


WOW !

...should really give up porn. She is getting a bit old....

no...really...

 

[ricksimmons]

Yo mama

Yo mama's so fat when she wears red, everyone yells "Hey Kool-Aid!"