Yo Momma

[papasmerf]

Yo momma's so ugly that Great Bear won't do her

 

[greenii]

Yo momma's so ugly that Great Bear won't do her

Fuck thats ugly.........

 

[papasmerf]

Yo momma's so stupid she thought more taxes would help her



Ok that was political


Yo Mooa's so stupid that she thought you were smart

 

[greenii]

your momma so old she gave her first blow job in 1832......

 

[greenii]

yo momma so stupid she thinks people leave out see thru garbage bags so she can go window shopping...

 

[papasmerf]

yo momma so stupid she thinks people leave out see thru garbage bags so she can go window shopping...

Yo momma's so gross she would do A-ROD

 

[greenii]

Yo momma's so gross she would do A-ROD

Yo momma so fat she broke the A-ROD......

 

[red]

yo momma is really your dadda

 

[Neverenuff$]

Your momma's so fat she could sell shade..

 

[Spicy Simone]

Your mama's so fat she sweats Crisco!

 

[Jack Mioff]

Yo Momma's so fat...

when she sits around the house.....she sits a r o u n d the house

 

[burlboy]

Yo Mamma so dumb she gave your uncle a blowjob because she thought it would help his unemployment.

 

[Papi Chulo]

Yo mama like peanut butter -- oh so smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

 

[Papi Chulo]

Yo mama like a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more

 

[sexy_olivia]

yo mamma's so fat before god said "LET THERE BE LIGHT" he said "BITCH GET OUT OF THE WAY."

ROLFL, I would have to say that that is the best yo mamma joke i have ever heard...

 

[SlitherySOB]

I'm not going to insult your momma. I pity your momma for having such an ugly and stupid child.

 

[Papi Chulo]

Ok then...

Yo mamma's so Nasty I asked her " what's for lunch? " she opened up her legs and said "tuna surprise.."

yo mama like a stamp - you lick her, then stick her, and finally then send her away.

 

[papasmerf]

Yo momma's so nasty that the dog lick her hand then he licked his ass to get the taste out of his mouth

 

[papasmerf]

Yo momma's so mean that she bites the mailman

 

[burlboy]

Yo Mamma is so stupid,that, when your brother said it was a little chilly outside she ran out with a bowl and a spoon.