Yo Momma

papasmerf · May 23, 2006

Yo momma's so ugly that Great Bear won't do her

greenii · May 23, 2006

papasmerf said:
Yo momma's so ugly that Great Bear won't do her

Fuck thats ugly.........

papasmerf · May 23, 2006

Yo momma's so stupid she thought more taxes would help her

Ok that was political

Yo Mooa's so stupid that she thought you were smart

greenii · May 23, 2006

your momma so old she gave her first blow job in 1832......

greenii · May 23, 2006

yo momma so stupid she thinks people leave out see thru garbage bags so she can go window shopping...

papasmerf · May 23, 2006

greenii said:
yo momma so stupid she thinks people leave out see thru garbage bags so she can go window shopping...

Yo momma's so gross she would do A-ROD

greenii · May 23, 2006

papasmerf said:
Yo momma's so gross she would do A-ROD

Yo momma so fat she broke the A-ROD......

red · May 25, 2006

yo momma is really your dadda

Neverenuff$ · May 25, 2006

Your momma's so fat she could sell shade..

Spicy Simone · May 25, 2006

Your mama's so fat she sweats Crisco!

Jack Mioff · May 25, 2006

Yo Momma's so fat...

when she sits around the house.....she sits a r o u n d the house

burlboy · May 26, 2006

Yo Mamma so dumb she gave your uncle a blowjob because she thought it would help his unemployment.

Papi Chulo · May 26, 2006

Yo mama like peanut butter -- oh so smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

Papi Chulo · May 26, 2006

Yo mama like a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more

sexy_olivia · May 26, 2006

gramage said:
yo mamma's so fat before god said "LET THERE BE LIGHT" he said "BITCH GET OUT OF THE WAY."

ROLFL, I would have to say that that is the best yo mamma joke i have ever heard...

SlitherySOB · May 26, 2006

I'm not going to insult your momma. I pity your momma for having such an ugly and stupid child.

Papi Chulo · May 26, 2006

Ok then...

biancataylor said:
Yo mamma's so Nasty I asked her " what's for lunch? " she opened up her legs and said "tuna surprise.."

yo mama like a stamp - you lick her, then stick her, and finally then send her away.

papasmerf · May 26, 2006

Yo momma's so nasty that the dog lick her hand then he licked his ass to get the taste out of his mouth

papasmerf · May 26, 2006

Yo momma's so mean that she bites the mailman

burlboy · May 26, 2006

Yo Mamma is so stupid,that, when your brother said it was a little chilly outside she ran out with a bowl and a spoon.