Yo Momma

[Papi Chulo]

Yer moms so stank the bitch used secret and it told on her.

 

[papasmerf]

Yo moma is so fat that she is banned from Country Buffet.

 

[papasmerf]

yo momma is so sad, she had a picture of Great Bear on the dresser

 

[baltimoron]

Yo moma is so fat that she is banned from Country Buffet.

Old Country Buffet? They're not THAT bad. Their food is mostly hit-and-puke though.

She might want to try this buffet:

World's Largest Buffet

 

[papasmerf]

Old Country Buffet? They're not THAT bad. Their food is mostly hit-and-puke though.

She might want to try this buffet:

World's Largest Buffet

His moma can only fly cargo

 

[the rusty tromb]

You're so bored that you started a yo momma thread. What an asshole.

 

[greenii]

Yo moma is so fat that her Shadow weighs 45 pounds!!!!!!

 

[Papi Chulo]

Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

 

[Double J]

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to school she sat beside everybody.

 

[papasmerf]

yo momma's so stank that maggots have her poster up at home

 

[ruck]

Jo mama's so fat that when she plays hop scotch she goes "Ontario, Quebec, Nova Scotia".

And your mama's so fat, she gets taxed on the air she breathes.

 

[blitz]

My All Time Faves

Yo mamma so fat, when she jumps up she gets stuck!

Yo mamma so hairy, you was born with rug burn!

That's a good one too Bianca, new to me and I used to have a couple of solid yo mamma joke telling buds at work that were classic with what they came up with for eachother.

 

[doinker]

yo mamma is so ugly that what ever position she has sex in its still doggy style

 

[Papi Chulo]

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down

 

[Papi Chulo]

Yo mama so ugly, when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!

 

[gramage]

yo mamma's so fat before god said "LET THERE BE LIGHT" he said "BITCH GET OUT OF THE WAY."

 

[1HandInMyPocket]

yo momma so ugly, they eat her on "Fear Factor"

 

[greenii]

Your momma so fat that if she did incalls she would would be considered a DUO!!!!

 

[greenii]

Yo momma so old In 3 weeks she will legally be a Fossel.....

 

[DATYdude]

yo mamma's so fat she crossed the border and got busted for smuggling 20 pounds of crack.