Yo Momma

Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
 
Yo momma's so nasty that she uses a pine tree air freshener as a panty liner.
 
Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1
Yo mama's so old, i told her to act her age and the bitch died:eek:

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Yo momma's so ugly that the dog catcher chased her for several block.
 
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
 
Yo momma's so big that your daddy was crushed to death, the night you were conceived.
 
Yo momma's drinks so much, that you were born
 
[FONT=times new roman,helvetica] Yo mama's so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.[/FONT]
 
Yo mamma's pussy like the Hindenburg. It's big and it burns.