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papasmerf

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Yo moma is so fat that she is banned from Country Buffet.
 

papasmerf

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yo momma is so sad, she had a picture of Great Bear on the dresser
 

greenii

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Sep 23, 2004
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Yo moma is so fat that her Shadow weighs 45 pounds!!!!!!
 

papasmerf

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yo momma's so stank that maggots have her poster up at home
 

ruck

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Nov 24, 2004
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Wit Jo Mama
Jo mama's so fat that when she plays hop scotch she goes "Ontario, Quebec, Nova Scotia".

And your mama's so fat, she gets taxed on the air she breathes.
 

blitz

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Nov 25, 2003
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Yo mamma so fat, when she jumps up she gets stuck!

Yo mamma so hairy, you was born with rug burn!

That's a good one too Bianca, new to me and I used to have a couple of solid yo mamma joke telling buds at work that were classic with what they came up with for eachother.
 

Papi Chulo

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Jan 30, 2006
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Yo mama so ugly, when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!
 

gramage

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Feb 3, 2002
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yo mamma's so fat before god said "LET THERE BE LIGHT" he said "BITCH GET OUT OF THE WAY."
 

greenii

Flies do doggy too
Sep 23, 2004
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Your momma so fat that if she did incalls she would would be considered a DUO!!!!
 

greenii

Flies do doggy too
Sep 23, 2004
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Yo momma so old In 3 weeks she will legally be a Fossel.....
 

DATYdude

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Oct 8, 2003
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yo mamma's so fat she crossed the border and got busted for smuggling 20 pounds of crack.
 
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