YMMV poll

So what did you get for YMMV?

  • nude

    Votes: 23 32.4%
  • cbj

    Votes: 19 26.8%
  • kissing

    Votes: 30 42.3%
  • bls

    Votes: 20 28.2%
  • daty

    Votes: 29 40.8%
  • rimming

    Votes: 20 28.2%
  • bbbj

    Votes: 43 60.6%
  • fs

    Votes: 28 39.4%
  • bbfs

    Votes: 29 40.8%

  • Total voters
    71

blackram

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We've all seen the term, YMMV, used occasionally in reviews. I'm curious how much mileage people actually are getting with strippers, SP's, and MA's, etc. In order for it to be a YMMV experience, it has to be something that you didn't think the girl might ever allow but she did. And it can't be something she charged extra for.

I'm going to try to make this in the form of a poll, where you choose multiple entries. If that doesn't work, then I'll just leave it as a discussion.

Certain things are context sensitive too. Like getting nude is completely normal for a stripper or SP, but may not be for an MA. So don't count anything that is completely normal as a YMMV point. The services are:

  1. nude
  2. cbj
  3. kissing (either lfk or dfk)
  4. bls (ball licking or sucking)
  5. daty
  6. rimming (getting ass or hole licked)
  7. bbbj
  8. fs
  9. bbfs

So it might be interesting to hear stories about these various experiences. But don't mention any names of anyone at all, just identify them as maybe: strip#1, MA#4, SP#22, whatever.
 

cwk

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how about including "extra time" - going over the time allotted for the session without charging. Not including time to get dressed or taking a shower. But spending time with the girl greater than 1/2 hr.
 

blackram

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Damn, knew there were things I missed. Should've added an "other" option in there too. You're only allowed upto 10 entries.
 

bucky88

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Jul 13, 2005
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50% said "nude" was YMMV. WTF! Talk about restrictive SPs.

B88
 

Phoebee

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Sep 1, 2008
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isnt YMMV = Your mileage may vary /!
wich mean : the sp might not offer same service from one client to another .. depending on chemistry / hygiene or different factors?
 

bucky88

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BBFS should not be YMMV. It should not be available to any client.

B88
 

blackram

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50% said "nude" was YMMV. WTF! Talk about restrictive SPs.

B88
Remember this is a context-sensitive vote. Nude is not an extra service for an SP or a stripper, but it is for an MA. Similarly, a handjob is standard practice for an MA, but not for a stripper.
 

blackram

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Maybe should have been as an MA vote SP vote or stripper vote seperate liniking 3 together doesnt realy seperate them on your vote and
phobee also has a good point
I don't think so, lumping them together provides a better measure of anonymity. This way if we don't know if it's a stripper, MA, or SP that somebody is talking about, then we won't go around trying to guess which one is giving what. If for example this was a stripper-only poll, pretty much everything in this list (other than nude, of course) would generate curiosity about where people got something.
 

blackram

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isnt YMMV = Your mileage may vary /!
wich mean : the sp might not offer same service from one client to another .. depending on chemistry / hygiene or different factors?
Yup, that's exactly it. It's a preferential thing, and it's a private thing between the provider and any specific client of theirs.

Unlike other businesses (like car repair, fast food, etc.) there's often an attached personal relationship here between client and worker. And because of this personal relationship, some clients get treated a little better than others.
 

Phoebee

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Sep 1, 2008
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wow ... I cant believe .. Is it normal that it totally PISS ME OFF when someone as the guts to ask me who offers BBFS ?!
WAKE UP !
 

Ladyraven

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if a sp offers bbfs as a ymmv I think its best to run the fuck away very very fast... SP's that offer that shit need a kick in the CUNT. stupid bitches make the rest of us having to deal with being asked for it all the dam time... it pisses me off to
 

Phoebee

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I think it is normal ... especially with the kind of ''service '' offer ...
You cant have the same feeling with everyone ...
Sometimes it just doesnt '' click '' or the client doesnt have the best hygiene or attitude
or the Girl isnt in the best mood that day .. or feel a little tired .. or less horny .... or maybe the guy is just too big ?!
Many factors can come in between and change the type of service offer
You can base yourself on an overall , and know what the girl is into or isnt ...
But it becomes hard to say YES SHE WILL DO 100% SURE when she has never met you before .... most of the time would be a lie

Wich is why ... YMMV should be used for certain services ... especially for greek & pse stuff ... it is more '' personal & intimate ''
and it gives the girl the choice to refuse or accept without getting accused to lie or do false advertisement !
 

whatawebsite

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It does make one wonder in many different ways if the SP one is seeing is one of those offering BBFS - I personally do not think this is commonplace amongst the SPs but obviously it does exist. As Ladyraven says its a little crazy. I guess in this world if it can happen it probably does.
 

PolrBear

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Aug 25, 2009
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if a sp offers bbfs as a ymmv I think its best to run the fuck away very very fast... SP's that offer that shit need a kick in the CUNT. stupid bitches make the rest of us having to deal with being asked for it all the dam time... it pisses me off to
Well said. Like we hobby to enjoy another day. eh
 
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