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[onomatopoeia]

 

[Jasmina]

Now with 33% less pubic hair!

 

[Tomoreno]

When child molester is hired to run ad campaign

 

[Tomoreno]

I Wanna F*ck You
Song by Snoop Dogg

 

[Sonic Temple]

Wrong hole.....

 

[Sonic Temple]

Milk anyone?

 

[Valcazar]

GOOD MORNING!

 

[Valcazar]

With my new superweapon, I am UNSTOPPABLE!

 

[onomatopoeia]

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Dammit, woman, spit or swallow, but for heaven's sake, don't stand there gargling

 

[Sonic Temple]

pussy and box are interchangeable

Need to close this thread after this - brilliant @downbound123 . I got nothing after this.

 

[Sonic Temple]

We Are Coming.

 

[onomatopoeia]

 

[Tomoreno]

Me trying to take off after watching Dumbo

 

[shack]

Lots of busch on that pussy.

 

[Robert Mugabe]

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1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol—that our lives had become unmanageable.

 

[onomatopoeia]

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Looks like blowing Blake Griffin is on his bucket list

 

[onomatopoeia]

Use Reply on the picture post for which you are writing your caption. Fifteen threads have been consolidated into one.

 

[barnacler]

Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, yeah I'm all over the place

Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore

 

[barnacler]

Mr. Big Stuff
Who do you think you are
Mr. Big Stuff
You're never gonna get my love



Now I know all the girls I've seen you with
I know you broke their hearts one after another now, bit by bit
You made 'em cry, many poor girls cry
When they try to keep you happy, they just try to keep you satisfied

Mr. Big Stuff, tell me tell me
Who do you think you are
Mr. Big Stuff
You're never gonna get my love

I'd rather give my love to a poor guy
That has a love that's true (oh yeah)
Than to be fooled around and get hurt by you
Cause when I give my love, I want love in return (oh yeah)
Now I know this is a lesson Mr. Big Stuff you haven't learned

Mr. Big Stuff, tell me
Who do you think you are
Mr. Big Stuff
You're never gonna get my love

Mr. Big Stuff
You're never gonna break my heart
Mr. Big Stuff
You're never gonna make me cry

Mr. Big Stuff, tell me
Just who do you think you are
Mr. Big Stuff
You're never gonna get my love
Mr. Big Stuff

 

[barnacler]

The guy shoulda tried the alternatives:

You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad


Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it (beat it)
Just beat it (beat it)
Just beat it (beat it)
Just beat it (beat it, uh)

They're out to get you, better leave while you can
Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it

You have to show them that you're really not scared
You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
They'll kick you, then they'll beat you
Then they'll tell you it's fair
So beat it, but you wanna be bad