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milehigh

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Son got it tonite

:Dog Soldiers


campy horror/violent/ poor acting etc.


So bad it was quite funny.


Although it does start out aweful aweful slow.
 

ShizzleMaNizzle

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didn't see Gigli (thank god)

I think there was a thread about this already, and I think I already said:

BATMAN AND ROBIN

sweet merciful crap, batman.
 

Shallow Throat

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Aug 18, 2001
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Movies like Plan 9, Glen or Glenda, Reefer Madness are funny as hell and are worth seeing because they are so bad.

A modern version, which received glowing reviews and had a good cast, is Damage. Seeing Jermey Irons naked should tell you all you need to know. While everyone was taking this "heavy drama" so seriously in the theatre, we were doing our best not to laugh outloud throughout the movie
 

homonger

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Showgirls is another one in the "so bad, it is great" category. A movie which received plenty of accolades, including a Best Picture Oscar, but which I absolutely hated, was The English Patient. Slow, overly melodramatic, and the characters were despicable.
 

Insatiableguy

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Hands down, the worst movie I can remember seeing (and I watch A LOT of movies) is Swept Away.

Madonna is easily the worst actor ever and she proves it again with this worthless piece of crap. I thought she had reached a new low when she chewed through her lines in Die Another Day - the most recent Bond film, but she is so bad it's not even funny to watch.
 

WoodPeckr

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Plan 9 From Outer Space

Have to agree this is the worst movie ever. In fact it's so bad it's great! You have to see it just for laughs, it is surprisingly funny.

Ed Wood was a genius!
 

drlove

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Oct 14, 2001
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The doctor is in
"In Dreams."
It was so bad, people started falling asleep in the theater and talking on their cell phones. No one cared anyway because no one could figure out what the hell the movie was about in the first place!
 
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There are lots of bad campy films that become cult items. For me a movie to be really bad must come from a "reputable" source. I nominate for the worst movie from high profile people (Oliver Stone, Woody Harrelson, Tommy Lee Jones) to be Natural Born Killers. I suppose there was supposed to be some satirical point to all this. But I found the characters so despicable I almost walked out. I was glad the damn thing was over.
 

homonger

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Red,

I hope you got laid at least for going to see Ya Ya Sisterhood. I think the only way a guy should be forced to see such movies is if hot sweaty sex is promised by the gal who drags you there.
 

Meesh

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Jun 3, 2002
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"Driven" with Sly Stallone.

What a stinker.
 

DenWa

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Mar 20, 2003
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Driven was bad...real bad. I actually liked Waterworld a lot. There was so much bad press about it before it even came out, that I don't think people really gave the movie a chance. I thought it was cool.

Little Nicky is a really bad movie - Adam Sandler's worst.

DW
 

gridiron

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Aug 20, 2003
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Don't know the name of the movie but it starred Madonna and Harvey Keitel. The worst movie I have ever seen.
 

TimeofYourLife

Telling it like it is
Jul 18, 2003
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FrankenHooker - but I love it

White Man's Burden - John Travolta's first movie after Pulp Fiction
 

TimeofYourLife

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Jul 18, 2003
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gridiron that movie is called Body of Evidence and yes it did suck

I think you are thinking of Wilem Dafoe though
 
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