Wise quotes from SPs

[afterhours]

I found that I like hearing interesting shit from SPs almost as much as I like fucking them. Example: my last SP (very attractive 20yo from a big agency) told me that in her opinion 85% of her clients are losers. I asked her to elaborate. I thought she meant fat ugly people who have no chance of getting laid in real life. She surprised me. She said: they have too much money and work too much. I didn't know that 20yo girls think that people with too much money are losers...

Care to share your quote?

 

[Moviefan-2]

I wouldn't say any one SP expressed this thought in an exact quote (now-retired SP Ariel Sanchez came close), but one thing I have learned -- unless you repeat often with the same SP, most SPs won't remember you.

It's apparently controversial but it's true.

 

[SchlongConery]

"NO way are you putting that thing in me!"

-Miss X

 

[red]

"ooh, what a great looking wallet"

 

[SchlongConery]

I get that a lot too!

"OMG, what a sexy bulge!"

 

[SchlongConery]

Isn't a wise quote from a twenty year old sex worker a bit like taking flying lessons from Al-Qaeda?

 

[afterhours]

Isn't a wise quote from a twenty year old sex worker a bit like taking flying lessons from Al-Qaeda?

They managed to fly where they wanted to fly, isn't that all that counts?

 

[The Fruity Hare]

They managed to fly where they wanted to fly, isn't that all that counts?

They didn't have to attempt the difficult part - the landing!

 

[afterhours]

I wouldn't say any one SP expressed this thought in an exact quote (now-retired SP Ariel Sanchez came close), but one thing I have learned -- unless you repeat often with the same SP, most SPs won't remember you.

It's apparently controversial but it's true.

My findings are opposite: if I book often I barely remember girls but they remember me very well.

 

[shack]

Isn't a wise quote from a twenty year old sex worker a bit like taking flying lessons from Al-Qaeda?

Here's one I got from an SP under 20 and it is still my favourite.

After an extended session which included a snack or two, I asked her if she had a good time and she said,

"You fucked me and fed me. What more could a girl want?"

Loved her attitude.

 

[Plan B]

Here's one I got from and SP under 20 and it is still my favourite.

After an extended session which included a snack or two, I asked her if she had a good time and she said,

"You fucked me and fed me. What more could a girl want?"

Loved her attitude.

She should have said "You fucked me, fed me, and paid me 300 tax free dollars". What more could a girl want?

 

[mrsCALoki]

She should have said "You fucked me, fed me, and paid me 300 tax free dollars". What more could a girl want?

It is rude to remind clients that the only reason they are allowed to touch is because they are paying for the rental.

 

[afterhours]

Here's one I got from and SP under 20 and it is still my favourite.

After an extended session which included a snack or two, I asked her if she had a good time and she said,

"You fucked me and fed me. What more could a girl want?"

Loved her attitude.

that must have been nice but I am not sure it was wise. There is I think a wiser story about what girls want:

(Narrator):I have heard women saying "I want all the best for me and my children" and I thought the key word is "the best". Years later I realized that the key word is "all"

 

[Ridgeman08]

"You fucked me and fed me. What more could a girl want?"

I've heard that one myself.... on several occasions. :wink: :eyebrows: :thumb:

 

[thailover]

Wise quotes from a SP---no such thing

 

[fun-guy]

Years ago I saw this hot escort, retired now, and I was really going at it with her, she was moaning and talking dirty and seemed to be enjoying herself. She was pretty loose and really got wet, like soaking wet. After several minutes of going at it and worked up a bit of a sweat, she looks at me for a moment and says:

Is it in yet? :frown:

 

[Nate1]

ppffftt .. I've got a wise quote...

the difference between sex for money and sex for free .... is that sex for money is cheaper

(can't recall who I stole that from but if it was you ... credit where credit is due, come and take it LoL )

Yes, that quote has circulated a bit and I know you post it light heartedly. I'm not sure it is actually true. The same for the phrase Escorts are cheaper than a divorce. Often one comes with the other, and you end continuing paying for both.

The cheapest sex is in a relationship where both partners are earning equal income and participating equally in the daily costs. Probably rare. Now if you say the best sex is with a Welsh escort you may have a point.:eyebrows:

 

[SchlongConery]

"You fucked me and fed me. What more could a girl want?"

Loved her attitude.

I love fucking homeless girls too. Never hard to get them to go home with ya!

 

[elwoodinontario]

ppffftt .. I've got a wise quote...

the difference between sex for money and sex for free .... is that sex for money is cheaper

(can't recall who I stole that from but if it was you ... credit where credit is due, come and take it LoL )

there are cases where that is certainly true.

 

[hairyfucker]

"done already? you still have to pay the whole amount."