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xmontrealer

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The Rigid Sigmoidoscopy


Saw Dennis live at a comedy club (Caroline's?) in NYC many years ago (1992?) doing this exact bit as part of his set. My wife (at the time) and I almost laid eggs laughing.

Btw if you've ever had a rigid sigmoidoscope pushed 22 cm up your butt, you can relate...
 
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JeanGary Diablo

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"(Americans) will tell you right to your face, 'SCREW YOU!' ... (Canadians) don't do that. We know how to hate ... strategically. Somebody bumps into us we don't yell, 'SCREW YOU!' We go, 'Oh, excuse me, I didn't see you there.' ... And then as we're walking away, we think 'what a fucking asshole.' "

He absolutely perfectly nailed it with that line.
 

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All current comedians have evolved from Groucho.
 
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