WHAT WOULD YOUR PORNSTAR NAME BE?

[redshank]

Will Colm Quick

The "L" is silent in middle name

 

[superlover]

Klaus Vonhugecock

 

[roadhog]

Perry Hotter

 

[shack]

The Loveshack

 

[redshank]

The Loveshack

I figured at your age it would be Elon Scrote

First name shortened for Elongated

 

[LickingG2]

Dash Riprock

You watch the Flintstones? Wasn't he a movie star in Bedrock that Wilma and Betty would go gaga over

 

[angrymime666]

rock johnson

 

[NotADcotor]

If I could go back in time I'd so go with Chad Thundercock. However the name is a bit tainted.
Granted if you have a name like that, you kinda need to be able to live up to the hype.

Lance Goodthrust.

Did you come up with that yourself or did you steal it from Dan Fielding from the TV show nightcourt
Like I was going to do until you beat me to it.

 

[JeanGary Diablo]

If I could go back in time I'd so go with Chad Thundercock. However the name is a bit tainted.
Granted if you have a name like that, you kinda need to be able to live up to the hype.


Did you come up with that yourself or did you steal it from Dan Fielding from the TV show nightcourt
Like I was going to do until you beat me to it.

Night Court. I couldn't remember where I'd heard it, but it must have been Night Court because I heard it on TV back in the'80s.

 

[WetSeeker]

MAGNUM or BMID - explanation - I once had a Black woman refer to me as a Black man in disguise

 

[countd]

Lance Labia

 

[nottyboi]

I have decided on Phil Ander

 

[Boss Nass]

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[downbound123]

Fess Poker.....

 

[shack]

Fess Poker.....

Gotta be pretty old to get that reference. LOL

 

[downbound123]

Gotta be pretty old to get that reference. LOL

Or French Canadian

 

[Valcazar]

How has no one said "Big McLargeHuge" yet?

 

[Funk#49]

You watch the Flintstones? Wasn't he a movie star in Bedrock that Wilma and Betty would go gaga over

Beverly Hillbillies he was Ellie May’s movie star boyfriend

 

[Boss Nass]

I always thought that a great porn name was the late FIFA exec Chuck Blazer. Not suggestive, but tough.

 

[Valcazar]

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