What the Fark?

[Goober Mcfly]

Wow...I figured you were bound and gaged in the back of Alien's van with Sheik and Goob???

Welcome back!

P.s. its your evil twin, I have an agency now.

By the way, you owe me for introducing you to Steph. I'd say 0.5% of your gross earnings to date would suffice. For now.

Asshat.

 

[onthebottom]

Sorry, I would have posted sooner but I got stuck mastur---err, looking at Kathleen's ass at the whatever-the-hell-who-cares-name spa she's now at. DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN.

Fang: Welcome back, asshat.
Kathleen: *makes finger/thumb hand gesture* call me
elmo: Fark you.
great bear: You too.
luv: Hi. You're still here?
otb: Fark you too.
Everyone else: You are all sheep. And I like to f*ck sheep.

Sorry, channelling Sheik there. Anyone hear from him? Heh.

Mom only lets me out at night now, after she's in a methadone-induced haze I can sneak past her without her grabbing at my yam bag.

Can it really be a coincidence that the two of you crawled out from under a rock the same week....

OTB

 

[John Galt 2012]

Can it really be a coincidence that the two of you crawled out from under a rock the same week....

OTB

Both are just the split personality of the bipolar Sheiks other half.

.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Can it really be a coincidence that the two of you crawled out from under a rock the same week....

OTB

If Fang and I are one person, my hope of a three-way with Kathleen has a better and less creepy chance of happening!!

 

[Vixens]

By the way, you owe me for introducing you to Steph. I'd say 0.5% of your gross earnings to date would suffice. For now.

Asshat.

There is actually some truth to that....I'll hook you up next time you're in town.

What sealed the deal though was....are you listening Fred....absolute truth....Jillian (Cupids) was wearing a name tag at the terb Christmas party that said Sheik, she came up to me with Steph in shoulder and said in an obnoxious tone "Hi...I'm Sheik!!" I said "ohhhh you're the self important asshat that thinks he ownes terb!" Steph said "Wanna be my partner?" The rest is history. True story!

BTW I texted the asshat (Sheik for those of you fortunate enough to not know him) a few hours ago and told him you and the gheyboi were back, I mean Fang and the gheyboi anyway you what I mean. I said come on and say hi, I think meesh would love to say hi too. He said he was busy at the office, office meaning the barn and busy meaning falating a donkey.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Can it really be a coincidence that the two of you crawled out from under a rock the same week....

OTB

If Goober and I are one person, my hope of a three-way with Kathleen has a better and less creepy chance of happening!!

* Shit I posted that using my other handle already *

 

[Cardinal Fang]

....Jillian (Cupids) was wearing a name tag at the terb Christmas party that said Sheik, she came up to me with Steph in shoulder and said in an obnoxious tone "Hi...I'm Sheik!!"

Seriously? Really?

You can actually read a name tag on a women with two bodacious globes for breasts? That's what you got from that introduction? You sir are a far better man than I or gay.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

gay.

He certainly looks gay. Did I mention he looks a lot like you too?

 

[onthebottom]

If Goober and I are one person, my hope of a three-way with Kathleen has a better and less creepy chance of happening!!

* Shit I posted that using my other handle already *

I don't think you're one person I just think you ran out of lube.....

OTB

 

[Geoff]

"Bump"

 

[WoodPeckr]

It's good to see the inmates running the asylum again........

Now if only Alien (<>..<>) would return.....:thumb:

Welcome back Fang.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Alien rocked.

His theory on racial supremacy based on warm vs cold weather climate is the stuff of legends.

 

[elmo]

A reunion is on order, maybe at the old place. Who's in for lunch at the Hatt? Sheik is buying!

 

[train]

Alien rocked.

His theory on racial supremacy based on warm vs cold weather climate is the stuff of legends.

The only guy to post travel pics

 

[WoodPeckr]

Alien rocked.

His theory on racial supremacy based on warm vs cold weather climate is the stuff of legends.

I loved his tips on how to pick up & bed babes and stay incognito, in true James Bond style....

 

[WoodPeckr]

A reunion is on order, maybe at the old place. Who's in for lunch at the Hatt? Sheik is buying!

Aahhhh the original Terb veteran....

 

[punter]

Nothing much has changed since you were gone. Different names but same old stuff talked about. One big change is the quality of service has improved. Now BBBJ, CIM, PSE is common. Incalls are much more popluar than outcalls, too. That's about it.

 

[Madeline Rhodes]

*Looks around*

The Lounge has sure changed since I was here last. Not sure I like it. No sir.....don't think I like it at all. Ok where all all the girls and by that I mean Goober as well?

Well dear the women are still here. We just know better then to post often. It takes old friends or an interesting topic to make us log in and say something. That and taking someone's stage name in vain.

*soft smile*

Maddy

P.S. It's nice to know I will be able to read your posts again. Pure entertainment from an absolute sweetie! Though I hope you are back for good reasons and not bad.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Well dear the women are still here. We just know better then to post often. It takes old friends or an interesting topic to make us log in and say something. That and taking someone's stage name in vain.

*Walks to closet to put on athletic cup*

P.S. It's nice to know I will be able to read your posts again. Pure entertainment from an absolute sweetie! Though I hope you are back for good reasons and not bad.

Goober owes me money and refused to pay. I had no choice but to go to his place of work. On the way there I stopped in here........oh who am I kidding. I'm here for the porn.

 

[Madeline Rhodes]

*Walks to closet to put on athletic cup*



Goober owes me money and refused to pay. I had no choice but to go to his place of work. On the way there I stopped in here........oh who am I kidding. I'm here for the porn.

*chuckle* Well the internet is for porn!