What the Fark?

[Cardinal Fang]

*Looks around*

The Lounge has sure changed since I was here last. Not sure I like it. No sir.....don't think I like it at all. Ok where all all the girls and by that I mean Goober as well?

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

7 years. Ya - A lot would change.

Welcome back.

 

[Plan8]

Well it's only been 6 or 7 years....we did have to redecorate after you were defrocked.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Seven years?

Shit. You lay down your head to take a nap between some girls legs and you wake up 7 years later. What did I miss?

 

[simon482]

new resident asshole here, pleasure to meet you and i am sure it won't be long till you join the ranks of people that don't like me.

 

[blackrock13]

new resident asshole here, pleasure to meet you and i am sure it won't be long till you join the ranks of people that don't like me.

Shill!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

new resident asshole here, pleasure to meet you and i am sure it won't be long till you join the ranks of people that don't like me.

meh...

I've put up with Ripped, Seven and Sheik during my time here. You sir have far to go to even rank. Thanks for the warning though.

 

[simon482]

meh...

I've put up with Ripped, Seven and Sheik during my time here. You sir have far to go to rank. Thanks for the warning though.

you're not yet familiar with my work, it's okay. i am an internets icon.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Seven years?

Shit. You lay down your head to take a nap between some girls legs and you wake up 7 years later. What did I miss?

Dude. If you pass out when you face is near a girls crotch you best be sniffin cleaner crotches.

.....and have you met Simon yet? Its is just Lisa after her sex change operation. ( Something went terribly wrong, and she is meaner than a snake now. )

you're not yet familiar with my work, it's okay. i am an internets icon.

....................he means a legend in his own mind.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Dude. If you pass out when you face is near a girls crotch you best be sniffin cleaner crotches.

.....and have you met Simon yet? Its is just Lisa after her sex change operation. ( Something went terribly wrong, and she is meaner than a snake now. )

eew that's just icky.

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

Ya simon - here is a hint - when a member who has a higher post count than you even after a 7 gap in their posting comes back, be prepared to seriously dazzle with some thing seriously impressive.

 

[onthebottom]

Yeah, where is goober.....

 

[simon482]

Ya simon - here is a hint - when a member who has a higher post count that then comes back after a 7 gap in their posting, be prepared to seriously dazzle with some thing seriously impressive.

if the opportunity presents itself i shall pounce. it sucks that i have a painfully low level of motivation right now for fucking with people on the internets. it's why i been so nice recently.

 

[simon482]

Dude. If you pass out when you face is near a girls crotch you best be sniffin cleaner crotches.

.....and have you met Simon yet? Its is just Lisa after her sex change operation. ( Something went terribly wrong, and she is meaner than a snake now. )



....................he means a legend in his own mind.]

nope, i am an icon.

 

[Vixens]

*Looks around*

The Lounge has sure changed since I was here last. Not sure I like it. No sir.....don't think I like it at all. Ok where all all the girls and by that I mean Goober as well?

Wow...I figured you were bound and gaged in the back of Alien's van with Sheik and Goob???

Welcome back!

P.s. its your evil twin, I have an agency now.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Wow...I figured you were bound and gaged in the back of Alien's van with Sheik and Goob???

Welcome back!

Fortunately for me they left the window cracked open for some air.

P.s. its your evil twin, I have an agency now.

JohnQ? Glad to see you made something of yourself.

 

[wpgguy]

Congrats on your release from prison, seven years is a long time.

 

[John Galt 2012]

Congrats on your release from prison, seven years is a long time.

And quite the stretch. ( no homo)

Lots happened here, most not good. Lots of older posters gone or banned( hey it happens, so I've heard)

Sheik left to join a boy band playing the flute ( I'm sure thats what he meant )

Esco must have returned himself with a truckload of empties at the brewers as he left awhile ago.

Woody still hates everything about the USA except that M Moore flake

Goober got locked in the vault of the Deleted Threads Suppository at the Mod clubhouse. PHNINE is gone.

Red on a walking tour of mountains in the States, but that ratty furred, terrible punning GB is still here. papa is still gunning for him though.

There is a sagely wise know it all named Fuji ( he'll tell you so himself, over and over and over and......)

Oh yeah and the Leafs still look forward to golf each spring.


Wecome back
John Galt ( previously known as ......... )

 

[massman]

Shit dude. I never realized you'd left! Shows how much I pay attention.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Some have asked me through PM why I’m back. That’s a hard question to answer and I’d much rather give you fark-wad the run-around instead so here goes.
I’m back to fulfill a sexual fantasy.

After Goober ruined my threesome fantasy by wearing a blonde wig when we reenacted the “Cardinal and Tennille” (70’s reference you lazy kids) I had to find something else that would keep me occupied in the shower besides personal hygiene. Then it struck me! I now have a BIG BANG Theory threesome fantasy. I want to have a threesome with Bernadette and Penny. I will of course play Sheldon, Molly Robinson can wear Goober’s old wig and be the feisty yet sexy Bernadette and I have yet found a suitable candidate for Penny. Truth be told with me involved it would best be characterized as a “Somewhat less than a BIG BANG threesome.

or...

I forgot my password to my account and I’ve been spending all this time (7 years) trying to figure out what it was. I didn’t want to trouble Fred or the mods for fear they would be little me far more ruthlessly then they did in the past. My password turned out to be the most obvious thing I could think of. It was FARK.

*Shit now I have to change it again.*