What profession do you use?

[luv4lust]

ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa shades wins tff

 

[Drunken Master]

Actually, I tell them I'm a male escort, then I ask for money.

One of these days it's going to work...

 

[thecoolguyms72]

I usually say industrial sales.......it's vague enough that it doesn't matter and women usually aren't too interested in anything industrial. As a matter of fact, neither am I, but I usually don't have to go into a long story about it or anything. The couple times I was asked anything, I told them I sold machinery to factories........still friggin' vague as hell and they just shut up an moved on to the next topic.

Perhaps I should come up with something more exciting like stunt cock for midgets porn or something?

 

[blitz]

Full time model for novelties...

I'm used to cast the mould for many of today's popular dildos and vibrators

 

[big dogie]

what ever...................

 

[sweet guy]

Another kind of Giggolo...hustling money for the financial institutions

 

[healer677]

An Astronaut.....A Rabbi.....Cadaver retrieval / Diver.....Geneticist.


LOL

 

[Ginglay]

Forget SP, I have this problem with everyone, as my profession too is non traditional...

It's just to damn difficult to explain. When I try to explain I mostly get this totally blank look.

I'm constantly being told that I am evasive, and secretive because I avoid answering these days...

I would like to be these for a day:
Giggalo
Secret Agent
Menza Member
Investment Banker

 

[Keebler Elf]

I don't understand what the problem is. Are you embarassed about your occupation? Just tell them you'd rather not say. No big deal.

 

[pineappleguy]

Condom tester - then ask if she'd like to be your assistant for an hour.

 

[xarir]

Ass slapper

 

[Tugger]

So, how do you answer "So what do you do?"

I would say they really don't care...most people bring that up as small talk.

So just answer the question, and let the conversation flow.

 

[canucklehead]

I just tell them the truth ....multimedia .......then more questions etc etc etc
then i tell them all things Mac and they say either "Huh?" or "Those are cute computers"

 

[Hung Wei Lo]

i was on the letter 'O' so this last time i used Oral Surgeon ..what will i do when i get to Q??

 

[shack]

i was on the letter 'O' so this last time i used Oral Surgeon ..what will i do when i get to Q??

Quiminologist.

 

[Big Daddy]

I tell her the truth. What's the big deal?

 

[sweet guy]

I would say they really don't care...most people bring that up as small talk.

So just answer the question, and let the conversation flow.

She could have ask another question to start a small talk.

That kind of question like what did you do for a living? at the first few dates is a big turn-off. It's like she is telling me I am a gold digger hunting for big sugar daddy. You've better be the one, otherwise I am not going to entertain you.

That's why I never want to set up any date with fobby Asian chicks cause that's the first question she normally ask.

 

[healer677]

How about Vice Pope? or Assistant Pope?

 

[sweet guy]

I tell them I'm a Catholic Cardinal - and when this Pope goes, I will be running for Pope.
bbk

Are you sure you are not looking for altar boys?

 

[healer677]

Country and Western singer / songwriter.lol or altar boy searcher for the Cardinal.