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Did it occur to you that is not because you're short, nor funny or fit that you're not getting the attention. Perhaps is because maybe, you can't fu@kin' dance at a club.

You ever been to a Salsa club and seen the ugliest fu@kers dancing with the hottest chick's and banging them too? I see that shit all the time. I can hold my on and do pretty good in that department when I go to clubs. Just saying.

I'm 5'7 and can't even tell you how many chick's I tapped. Non sp's and sp's. So, I don't buy that theory.

See Step 1.
 
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Did it occur to you that is not because you're short, nor funny or fit that you're not getting the attention. Perhaps is because maybe, you can't fu@kin' dance at a club.

You ever been to a Salsa club and seen the ugliest fu@kers dancing with the hottest chick's and banging them too? I see that shit all the time. I can hold my on and do pretty good in that department when I go to clubs. Just saying.

I'm 5'7 and can't even tell you how many chick's I tapped. Non sp's and sp's. So, I don't buy that theory.
True dat!
Where I live they used to have open air Salsa dancing in a concourse downtown. Every Sunday afternoon during summer. Hundreds of gorgeous women of all races on the dance floor gagging for the chance to be asked to dance. As Papi said. Short, fat, bald, ugly guys were filling their boots because they knew how to dance. It was like a free pass to pussy. The women were enraptured. Guys were bending them over backwards. Dresses hiked up to their crotch. Grinding with the guy's thigh between their legs. Guys had wet spots on their trouser legs. No doubt these guys were getting lots of pussy.
I can't dance...

However, if you have got the work ethic and don't mind feeling like a cunt you can do it. And reap the rewards.
 
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you touch an important point. If i did develop into an athletic type of guy very early on, and learned how to make girl laugh I did lacked the importance of dancing!

I was in my early 30's when my beautiful blond date took me to a salsa club in Ottawa. she dumped me that night and went away with 2 salsa boy latino. dafuck did i learn a lot that night 😷
Thanks for sharing that jalimon. Never sale yourself short by saying that you are "short" and can't stand a chance. I have dated a couple of girls 6'1. And in bed, we were the perfect size. Tities in the mouth while she was riding me. 😃 But, 100%. Knowing how to dance is a huge factor when going to clubs. Door opener for meeting girls. Not just younger girls, but, also later in life for those older gentlemen that become single or widowers. You'll be amazed how many cougars go to bars looking for a good time.
 
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True dat!
Where I live they used to have open air Salsa dancing in a concourse downtown. Every Sunday afternoon during summer. Hundreds of gorgeous women of all races on the dance floor gagging for the chance to be asked to dance. As Papi said. Short, fat, bald, ugly guys were filling their boots because they knew how to dance. It was like a free pass to pussy. The women were enraptured. Guys were bending them over backwards. Dresses hiked up to their crotch. Grinding with the guy's thigh between their legs. Guys had wet spots on their trouser legs. No doubt these guys were getting lots of pussy.
I can't dance...

However, if you have got the work ethic and don't mind feeling like a cunt you can do it. And reap the rewards.
Thanks for sharing Robert. You're absolutely right. I have witnessed that shit too many times. That's why I took lessons earlier on. Met a lot of pussy like you mentioned. It's never too late to learn my friend. Not sure where you are from but Toronto has tons of "Social" Clubs that teach you how to dance and they have one or two nights for practice what you learned and that's where the magic happens.
 

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Thanks for sharing that jalimon. Never sale yourself short by saying that you are "short" and can't stand a chance. I have dated a couple of girls 6'1. And in bed, we were the perfect size. Tities in the mouth while she was riding me. 😃 But, 100%. Knowing how to dance is a huge factor when going to clubs. Door opener for meeting girls. Not just younger girls, but, also later in life for those older gentlemen that become single or widowers. You'll be amazed how many cougars go to bars looking for a good time.
When i attempt to dance everyone laughs. But my god did i learn the importance of dancing!!

I made sure my 2 boys know how to dance. They didn’t want at first but i insisted. You’ll thank me later i said. They are 17 and 15. At prom my oldest already told me he was a star because he wasn’t shy to dance!

I was at some point at star on the soccer field. A skier ranked #1 at my university. That attracted a lot of attention and i had a lot of dates and got on with girls.

But a regular dude showing up dance salsa moves would beat me by thousands.

All girl hope you dance!
 

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That's fabulous. Thank-you for servicing our horny cocks. I used to see MOnique at Garden of Eden (now retired). She would brag about fucking more than 1,000 cocks while getting fucked. Such a great turn on. Kisses.
You're welcome! Xoxo
 

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The doctor is in
I lost count years ago, but my best guesstimate is somewhere around 146. When I first started this hobby, I toyed with the idea of keeping a spreadsheet/diary of sorts so that I’d be able to remember all the good times later… I decided against it for the simple reason that I had the foresight to realize that if a future girlfriend ever got a hold of it, I’d be lynched!! lol.
 
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Exactly 30. With the majority being from when I was between the the ages of 29 and 35.

And most of these were women I met on Lavalife, which was the absolutely the greatest dating platform ever. Those who know, know.

It's a shit dating site today and a shell of its former self, but believe me, that was a great dating site back in the day.
 
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Im 31 and currently my body count is 55 SPs and 0 civvis. I envy you guys that had sexual experiences with civvi chicks. I've only made out and fooled around with some civvis but never had the chance to have sex with them.
 
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It was a hermaphrodite.
Or palliative care and half in and out of life.

Had an experience like that, Saw girl tied up by the railroad tracks. I rescued her took her back to my place where we did the coitus. Never got a blow job, couldn't find her head. So I count that as a half

and yes that never actually happened
 
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Im 31 and currently my body count is 55 SPs and 0 civvis. I envy you guys that had sexual experiences with civvi chicks. I've only made out and fooled around with some civvis but never had the chance to have sex with them.
don’t feel bad about it…it happens when it had to, can’t copy someone and expect it will work for you too…everyone has their own style and way of impressing a girl enough to take her all the way. it’s a longer process often and needs patience and persistence.
it improves your personality in many ways. don’t give up the effort. and never show desperation, that always pushes the girls even further away. SPs are always there to fulfill the desperate moments.
 

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Exactly 30. With the majority being from when I was between the the ages of 29 and 35.

And most of these were women I met on Lavalife, which was the absolutely the greatest dating platform ever. Those who know, know.

It's a shit dating site today and a shell of its former self, but believe me, that was a great dating site back in the day.
I met a few girl on Lavalife back in early 2000. It was an absolute great site.

one was a redhead with a cute face, small boobs and quite a big ass ;) An appetite for sex to die for. A bit too much for me back then because she didn't mind giving pleasure to anyone. I should have stayed on with her.

Another one was a young nerd scientist. We had a good first meet up. I proposed to walk her back to her appartement. I was not attracted to her physically at all. But she gave me a little kiss. Which led me to go inside her place. Soon i lift her shirt... she has no boobs.. i removed her jeans... she has no ass... skinny nerds yet we devoured each other. We split because she had to move to Boston. Sad i didn't went with her...

Lavalife was a place for good leftovers of our society i think. People that wanted intimacy without judgement.
 

JeanGary Diablo

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Lavalife was a place for good leftovers of our society i think. People that wanted intimacy without judgement.
Totally agree. Lavalife, when it was in its prime, was so easy to get sex. The Intimate Encounters section was specifically set up just for that. You smile at someone, they smile back, you send them a message asking you to meet them on either MSN or Yahoo messenger, and away you go.

I kind of feel sorry for people who never got to take full advantage of LL during its glory days, lol. You could be bored on a Friday evening, hop on LL and find yourself with a bedmate for the night.

Then it was discovered by Russian bots, fakers, and sites like Plenty of Fish and later Tinder took over and it was game over. Lavalife still exists but it's absolutely nothing like it used to be. Most of the profiles don't even have photos these days, which tells me it's filled with fakers.
 

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Totally agree. Lavalife, when it was in its prime, was so easy to get sex. The Intimate Encounters section was specifically set up just for that. You smile at someone, they smile back, you send them a message asking you to meet them on either MSN or Yahoo messenger, and away you go.

I kind of feel sorry for people who never got to take full advantage of LL during its glory days, lol. You could be bored on a Friday evening, hop on LL and find yourself with a bedmate for the night.

Then it was discovered by Russian bots, fakers, and sites like Plenty of Fish and later Tinder took over and it was game over. Lavalife still exists but it's absolutely nothing like it used to be. Most of the profiles don't even have photos these days, which tells me it's filled with fakers.
never heard of it before…but yeah…all these sites have been hijacked by these money suckers. the real intent of these platforms are lost.
 

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We don't need to get into it, I've dealt with it but because of some things that happened to me at a young age, I started early. So I've been sexually active since I was 11 and I am 30 today. Excluding Sps I think the number is around 46ish. If I add courtesans and such then its closer to 60. I don't know the literal number though. I actually wish my body count was much lower, I feel no pride nor do I feel cool because I got around a bit tbh. But, it is what it is lol.
 

jalimon

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Totally agree. Lavalife, when it was in its prime, was so easy to get sex. The Intimate Encounters section was specifically set up just for that. You smile at someone, they smile back, you send them a message asking you to meet them on either MSN or Yahoo messenger, and away you go.

I kind of feel sorry for people who never got to take full advantage of LL during its glory days, lol. You could be bored on a Friday evening, hop on LL and find yourself with a bedmate for the night.

Then it was discovered by Russian bots, fakers, and sites like Plenty of Fish and later Tinder took over and it was game over. Lavalife still exists but it's absolutely nothing like it used to be. Most of the profiles don't even have photos these days, which tells me it's filled with fakers.
The early days of Lavalife was like the band Queen. A place for the misfits of our society but which are good yet still beautiful people.

Me it made me learn that my expectations were way beyond my means :)

Which is the path to happiness;)
 
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