Did it occur to you that is not because you're short, nor funny or fit that you're not getting the attention. Perhaps is because maybe, you can't fu@kin' dance at a club.
You ever been to a Salsa club and seen the ugliest fu@kers dancing with the hottest chick's and banging them too? I see that shit all the time. I can hold my on and do pretty good in that department when I go to clubs. Just saying.
I'm 5'7 and can't even tell you how many chick's I tapped. Non sp's and sp's. So, I don't buy that theory.
See Step 1.