What is the worst advice you have given or received? Do you take your own advice?

thirdcup

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Several months ago I asked about the best advice you've received. (search on 'best advice') Now it's time to hear the worst you've received, or given. For the second part of the question- Do you take your own advice? If not, why not?
Since I just thought of this thread, I will pass on the opening salvo. Let me think about it, and later I will put my two cents in.

As for the rest of you- have at it.
 

nomos

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Several months ago I asked about the best advice you've received. (search on 'best advice') Now it's time to hear the worst you've received, or given. For the second part of the question- Do you take your own advice? If not, why not?
Since I just thought of this thread, I will pass on the opening salvo. Let me think about it, and later I will put my two cents in.

As for the rest of you- have at it.
To go to law school. Fortunately, I followed one of my lawyer friend's advice who persuaded me NOT to do it. 15 years later, I am glad I followed my friend's advice. I would have come out with $100,000+ in student debt that would have added immense stress to my life. I was never interested in the profitable areas of law, corporate, securities, business, etc. but more inclined towards the less profitable ones. I tend to follow people's advice, particularly from friends whom I respect a lot and who I know have my interest in mind.
 
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Borrowing words from Chris Rock “The is no sex in the MP room”

Like that’s ever true lol
 

Smallcock

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I give dubious advice whenever I can.
 

ptp

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If you screw up tell the truth so it can be dealt with and have a firm hand shake .
 

bluecolt

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The best advice I ever got was from the late Fred Zed. He indicated that one should not believe a word on this site. Roll your own and believe no one except yourself.

I personally, don't believe any of the bullshit that poses as advice here and I can't believe that some of the incels want it. For instance, asking for medical, legal or financial advice here. Are these guys nuts? Who knows?
 

Insidious Von

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I was told to invest in Bre-X, I didn't follow up. I liked him enough but he was too much of an anal retentive Frank Burns type for me to take seriously.
 

trucker269

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only piece of advice I ever received or gave is.....NEVER fall in love with the first woman who sucks your cock
 

autumn96

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Once, during pillow talk with an SP she asked me about my civilian love life. I was 19 at the time and still in the 'wah, I got friendzoned' mindset.

Anyhow, I told the SP about this girl I really liked who couldn't get past seeing me as just a friend. Her serious response was "just grab her one day and kiss her, that should change things."

Even years before the #MeToo Movement, that sounded like absolutely abominable advice and I thankfully did not follow it.
 

spraggamuffin

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As soon as anyone starts off "If I were you, I'd …." run for the hills.
 

JackBurton

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“the only sled dog with a decent view is the one in the lead”

Lived my life by that and have succeeded through brute strength and ignorance of what can’t be done.
 

Mr Deeds

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Worst advise I ever gave was in 1985 when I said dont buy Apple
 

icespot

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Join the infantry instead of an Armour Unit or the Navy.

We walked everywhere we went, always derty and it just sucked. Learned a useless skill, that cant be used in civilian world.
 

kherg007

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Bitcoin. Also a bloke telling me not to take a promotion cuz it will "put you in a higher tax bracket." Turns out he knows nothing about taxes. Thankfully did not take his advice. Another bad piece: "women like guys who smell a little funky. Turns them on." In fact, no shortage of really bad advice about women.
 

Smallcock

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"If it feels good, do it"

Someone should have told me to use discretion with that little gem of advice.
 

Robert Mugabe

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Worst advise I ever gave was in 1985 when I said dont buy Apple
worst advice I gave myself was in April when I said to myself "buy Apple"
Tried hitting on a biker's girlfriend once in a bar, in front of him. Luckily he took pity on me. When he stood up to leave, he gently put his helmet on my head and gently slammed it down with his fist.
 
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