Melania's Book Withdrawn After it Accidentally Included her Prenuptial Agreement
In what publishing industry experts are calling an unprecedented snafu, on Tuesday Melania Trump’s publisher hastily withdrew her much-anticipated memoir after it mistakenly contained the full text of her prenuptial agreement.
The prenup, which spans over 200 of the book’s 256 pages, indicates that next year Donald Trump must give Mrs. Trump a large lump sum, an arrangement Melania calls “my personal Project 2025.”
Additionally, the agreement stipulates a substantial penalty if Mr. Trump fails to pay, in what is termed “the Rudy Giuliani clause.”
Mrs. Trump’s publisher may come to regret its decision to withdraw her memoir, as early reviews are calling the prenup the only interesting content in the book.
The prenup spans over 200 of the book’s 256 pages.
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