Trump’s Penis Looks Like Toad From Mario Kart, Says Stormy Daniels

[HungSowel]

Nintendo is going to sue the f*ck out of her.

 

[OnTheWayOut]

He will be impeached after the mid term elections!!

Oh no!!! Another beginning of the end!

 

[OnTheWayOut]

She should name her book "Last hurrah of a washed porn star". Her word is no good but all the libs are lapping it all up. If she had fucked a Dem and outed him she would be a no good bitch. *yawn*

 

[Frankfooter]

She should name her book "Last hurrah of a washed porn star". Her word is no good but all the libs are lapping it all up. If she had fucked a Dem and outed him she would be a no good bitch. *yawn*

Mushroom dick has been good business for Daniels, first the $150k payout and now all the publicity that should make her lots of book profit.
I'm sure she's making more money this year then she has in a long time.

 

[bver_hunter]

Oh no!!! Another beginning of the end!

Mueller will decide that, okay, not that idiot who has nightmares of the so called "WITCH HUNT"!!

 

[Bud Plug]

Mueller will decide that, okay, not that idiot who has nightmares of the so called "WITCH HUNT"!!

This is a point which is not very well understood. It is not Mueller's call as to how long his investigation carries on. It is Rosenstein's call, just as it would be for any other federal prosecutor who reports to him. At some point, Rosenstein is going to have to assess whether Mueller's probe is producing anything of value that DOJ prosecutors could not.

 

[Frankfooter]

This is a point which is not very well understood. It is not Mueller's call as to how long his investigation carries on. It is Rosenstein's call, just as it would be for any other federal prosecutor who reports to him. At some point, Rosenstein is going to have to assess whether Mueller's probe is producing anything of value that DOJ prosecutors could not.

Wrong again, bud.

Mueller is done when he says he's done.
Mueller is way, way smarter then Trump, check out the reports on how he dealt with Manafort.

Mueller's Paul Manafort indictments were prosecutorial masterpieces. Trump should be worried.
By requiring Manafort to admit to all of the facts in both cases, the conviction is essentially “pardon proof."

The more Paul Manafort cooperates and the more information he provides, the better his chances of a lower sentence.Shawn Thew / EPA file



If there was ever any concern about the ability, professionalism or direction of Robert Mueller’s special counsel team, Paul Manafort’s guilty plea erases all such doubt. The Manafort prosecution is a textbook example of how a prosecutor, using all available investigative tools, can build a case against a secret conspiracy by identifying a key suspect and then forcing him to give up his criminal confederates, casting an ever wider and tighter net.

The speed at which this task is being accomplished is remarkable. Mueller was appointed special counsel on May 17, 2017, and almost immediately zeroed in on Manafort, Trump’s former campaign manager. Based on even publicly available information, Manafort appeared to be the most likely Trump campaign official with close ties to the Russians.

We have no idea what information was available to Mueller at the start of his investigation — all we know is that Mueller knew what he was doing when he went after Manafort.
For one thing, Manafort was financially connected to Russian interests as a highly paid consultant working to prop up Moscow’s puppet regime in Ukraine. As Trump’s campaign manager, he was also responsible for overseeing the Republican platform committee at the GOP convention that refused to recommend additional Russian sanctions in response to its annexation of Crimea. Additionally, prior to and after the Democratic Convention, the Trump campaign constantly referenced the documents hacked from the Democratic National Committee.

We have no idea what information was available to Mueller at the start of his investigation — from national security wiretaps or other source information gathered by intelligence agencies — all we know is that Mueller knew what he was doing when he went after Manafort.

At this stage in the Mueller investigation, it is instructional to compare the Manafort plea and cooperation agreement to the Watergate prosecution, during which I served as an assistant special Watergate prosecutor. Mueller has already accomplished something that was not done in the Watergate investigation: He has flipped two major figures close to the president — Manafort and former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn. There was no cooperating witness comparable in Watergate who was as close to President Richard Nixon as Flynn and Manafort were to Trump. John Dean had the title of counsel to the president, but he was not one of Nixon’s close insiders.


A prosecutor’s goal is to build a case that can be proven beyond a reasonable doubt. The Mueller team took this responsibility seriously. Over the span of approximately 10 months, using subpoenas, search warrants and FBI interviews of knowledgable witnesses, Mueller’s prosecutors presented evidence to a grand jury, which handed down a massive indictment in the District of Columbia charging both Manafort and his associate Rick Gates with serious federal crimes. Four months later, in February 2018, a grand jury in Virginia charged Manafort and Gates with tax and bank fraud.

Both indictments were prosecutorial masterpieces. They were built almost entirely on documentary evidence that the defense could not cross-examine like it could live witnesses. The indictments also anticipated every conceivable defense that Manafort’s lawyers might raise at trial. Manafort could not argue he had relied on the advice of counsel or accountants because both indictments charged him with lying to his lawyers and accountants. Shortly after the announcement of the Virginia indictment, Gates agreed to cooperate. In August, a Virginia jury convicted Manafort of 8 of the 18 counts, and the Mueller team moved aggressively ahead to try the second case in DC.


On September 14, 2018, Manafort officially raised the white flag of surrender, pleading guilty and agreeing to cooperate. Remarkably, this happened only one year and four months after Mueller had been appointed — a relatively short time for a complex white collar prosecution. This was an unconditional surrender. Manafort admitted to all of the facts underlying the charges in both the Virginia and District of Columbia indictments, including the charges upon which the Virginia jury could not agree.

Manafort is subject to a maximum term of imprisonment of over 20 years and has agreed to forfeit millions of dollars worth of property that were the fruits of his criminal activity. His only escape valve to avoid what could amount to an effective life sentence is to cooperate fully on everything he knows, including what he knows about Trump. The more he cooperates and the more information he provides, the better his chances of a lower sentence.

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opini...cutorial-masterpieces-trump-should-ncna911166

 

[james t kirk]

The Nation needs Ivanka to step up, come out, and correct the record on the shape of her Dad's penis. A simple: "I think it's perfect" would end all the embarrassing speculation. Her silence confirms President Toadstool's embarrassing condition.

LOL

I have been maintaining for a long time, much to Ardie's chagrin, that Trump is guilty of incest. I just keep waiting for that one to explode across the headlines, however, after seeing how nothing sticks to this guy, I have to wonder if even incest would sink his boat.

 

[Promo]

I see you are on one of your usual rat-hole tangents. But since you are making this easy, WTF ........

I also call someone who installs plumbing for a living a plumber and someone who gardens, a gardener.......

Therefore a porn star is called a "porn star". What do you call a POTUS who is a habitual liar, thief and conman? Number 2675431

Let me have a quick look ..... Terb's righties have called Stormy a whore, slut, bitch, fat loser, has-been, a creature, a liar and a nobody. One constant here: Terb's alt-right old-timers are threatened by strong, intelligent women. Fortunately the problem will solve itself in a few years ....... (yep, I stole that line from one of Terb's out-spoken SPs)

Not sure how that's any different than your "You are of course wrong" or "don't deal in facts". Just different ways of saying the same thing - that we disagree.

No BP. I'm saying you lie. Donald Trump = John Barron = John Miller = David Dennison = Bud Plug?

Any guesses as to how .long it takes her to send Trump a cheque for the money she took based on a contract that was never executed? LOL!

Do your research BP, The $130K was already given to a lawyer and is being held in trust. Geesh, you really don't have any idea what is going on in the real world do you?

 

[james t kirk]

Amazing this came out on fake news CNN, I'm shocked Jake Tapper would have a segment that involves the potus 's dick. Who gives a shit, its like the national enquirer ffs. CNN has reached new lows....Libtards love this shit.

I'm old enough to remember when CNN went to air with a description of Clinton's penis. (About the diameter of a quarter and hooks left.)

 

[james t kirk]

She should name her book "Last hurrah of a washed porn star". Her word is no good but all the libs are lapping it all up. If she had fucked a Dem and outed him she would be a no good bitch. *yawn*

Tell that to Al Franken.

Cause if I recall correctly, his own party turned on him pretty quickly.

 

[Promo]

Mushroom dick has been good business for Daniels, first the $150k payout and now all the publicity that should make her lots of book profit.
I'm sure she's making more money this year then she has in a long time.

It certainly has.
- Her estimated cut from the book is $2-3M+.
- She's on a strip club tour with an estimated $5K-$20K per appearance + tips + VIP (where allowed). Approximately double her previous fees and double the bookings.
- She has a new contract with Digital Playground
- Her hits on Pornhub and XVIDEOS are way up.
- However she's had to hire security and she claims to be receiving 100+ threats per week.

What do you figure? 3-5x Slurp's lifetime income in just the last year? Wonder if she wastes her whole day posting on a pooner board?

It's funny, most of us look at this as a funny blip yet Terb's alt-righties are in a complete panic. Guys, she'll be a nobody again in a few months and no harm done to Trump, don't fret.

 

[mandrill]

It certainly has.
- Her estimated cut from the book is $2-3M+.
- She's on a strip club tour with an estimated $5K-$20K per appearance + tips + VIP (where allowed). Approximately double her previous fees and double the bookings.
- She has a new contract with Digital Playground
- However she's had to hire security and she claims to be receiving 100+ threats per week.

What do you figure? 3-5x Slurp's lifetime income? Wonder if she wastes all day posting on a pooner board?

It's funny, most of us look at this as a funny blip yet Terb's alt-righties are in a complete panic. Guys, she'll be a nobody again in a few months and no harm done to Trump, don't fret.

I think 90 of those 100 threats per week are from Bud Plug. The other TERBies chip in a couple each week.

 

[Bud Plug]

I think 90 of those 100 threats per week are from Bud Plug. The other TERBies chip in a couple each week.

So childish.

 

[essguy_]

I'm old enough to remember when CNN went to air with a description of Clinton's penis. (About the diameter of a quarter and hooks left.)

It hooks left.... LOL! So Clinton had a good Democrat dick. If Trump's toadstool were longer, I'm sure it would hook right.


Here's nature's copy of Trump's dick, minus the Yeti pubes:

 

[bver_hunter]

This is a point which is not very well understood. It is not Mueller's call as to how long his investigation carries on. It is Rosenstein's call, just as it would be for any other federal prosecutor who reports to him. At some point, Rosenstein is going to have to assess whether Mueller's probe is producing anything of value that DOJ prosecutors could not.

It is working perfectly well. Look at the number of indictments and criminal charges. Rosenstein is not going to shut what is productive, so for now Mueller will decide when he has enough of evidence to wrap up his investigation!!