Trip Report - Columbia (Bogota + Cartagena - July 2024)

tdot.playboy

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Hello Everyone,

These forums have been very helpful in planning my trips, so wanted to contribute back for the fellow folks.
So TERB fellows were very helpful in narrowing down my first LATAM visit in this thread.

Few safety notes for Columbia
  • There have been rise in tourist recently both from US and Canada which has led to few issues
    • 1. Strictly avoid underage ladies - recently one American tourist was caught with 2 underage kids which led to this protest and ban
    • 2. Be Aware about Rise in Scopolamine Related Drugging issues.
      • From our govt's travel advisory - https://travel.gc.ca/destinations/colombia
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      • US, UK have there own advisories on this
      • Avoid Seeking / Tinder or meeting girls in bar - mostly they will add something to your drink, and then you will wake up 3-5 days after.
      • Please watch second half of this documentary -
      • This is very common pattern -
        • you meet some in bar
        • you think you got lucky
        • you bring girl back to hotel
        • she adds Scopolamine in your drink.
        • you loose your consciousness, and will provide all info they request
        • they take money out of credit cards / banks for 2-3 days and then you wake up somewhere
    • 3. AirBnb risk
      • I read some story where someone brought some visitor to the AirBnb.
      • He got drugged and woke up 2-3 days later without one kidney.
      • They bribed the security guard etc. One doctor came later- operated and left the body in bath tub with ice
    • 4. Avoid less crowded places after Sunset.
      • So neighbourhoods like Zona T, Financial District are safe -
      • Best thing is to ask your hotel reception team about safety
      • This person is from Montreal and he got stabbed just to steal iphone -
How to safely monger?
  • Use decent 4-5 star hotels.
  • Most of these hotels have good security in place, and as a security procedure they will accompany the girl along to your room.
  • Most of these hotels also call you on your room no after the lady has left the room, but not the hotel.
  • Most of these hotels allow visitors, and some like Holiday inn charge little extra for second visitor.
  • Hotel list - I am sharing list of hotels below which I used. Most of these hotels called me after booking except Chico 97
    • Hotels:
      • Bogota
        • Parue 93
          • Novotel Bogota Parque 93
          • DoubleTree by Hilton Hotel Bogotá - Parque 93
          • Hotel Chico 97
        • ZonaT
          • Avani Royal Zone T
          • Andnio Royal NH collection
        • Financial District
          • Holiday Inn Express & Suites Bogota Zona Financiera, an IHG Hotel
          • Radisson Bogota Metrotel
        • Close to Airport
          • Holiday Inn Bogota Airport, an IHG Hotet
      • Cartagena
        • Wyndham Garden Cartagena - Close to airport - not safer after 6pm
        • InterContinental Cartagena De Indias, an IHG Hotel - situation in safe tourist Brocagrande neigbourhod
  • As a rule of thumb - I jut booked American Brand hotels
    • Chico 97 was one of the local hotels and they did not call to check (though they had guards downstairs).

How I met local women?
  • It was my first trip to Columbia and I do not know Spanish, so I relied on the agencies to make booksing.
  • Building some rapport with booker or leaving them some tip also helps.
  • Here is the list of agencies - you can find them using Google search - most bookings were made via whatsapp.
    • Agencies (mostly used #1 and #2 - used #3 just once)
    • All 3 agencies had
      • a) Accurate photos
      • b) Price clearly mentioned on their website
      • c) extra - BBBJ is extra and you can talk to the lady direclty for this - it's like 20 to 40 USD (very hot ones charge extra- otherwise 20 is more than sufficient).
Overall Experience
  • Bogota
    • I had a amazing time in Bogota. Agency supply was so good that I put cut off 22 year age, and did not see anyone above.
    • almost all the bookings were great GFEs. I found Columbian ladies to be great GFE experience. There was no miss as such.
    • EB has lot of regular Columbian girls - few 18 year old as well.
    • Las Nenas had lot of students (Psychology students, Lawyer, engineering students, Prospective Air Hostes) - overall great time chatting and getting to know about them, culture, city along with the booking. lots of memories from Las Nenas ladies.
  • Cartagena
    • I was really excited with the idea of beach town - and hobbying with view of the Sea, but I found Cartagena to be more of a tourist trap
    • EB agency does not operates in Cartagena, I tried 2 booking via Las Nenas.
      • first one ended up being bait and switch (someone really old in 40s came in)
      • second booking the girl cancelled last minute
      • The booker told me they are also dependent on some one else on Cartagena.
      • So staying felt like complete wastage of time so I came back to Bogota and resume hobbying with < 22.
  • Medellin
    • I skipped this city as hotels were expensive (>300CAD). Also there were very few american hotels, mostly locals
    • Medellin has higher crime rate than Bogota - so it felt safe to avoid it
  • Cali
    • one of the girls I saw told me point blank - don't go to Cali - so just I stick to her advice.
  • Santa Marta
    • Skipped it this time as I saw no agencies operated there - but planning to go there next time
Plans for next time:
  • For next trips ( i am definitely going again) - I plan to meet local ladies as well but outside usual places like Tinder/SA/Bars.
  • Bogota has amazing 18 degree temperature throughout the year.
  • From Toronto - both Avianca and Air Canada has direct flights to Bogota. If you book in advance tickets are like 350 CAD one way.
  • Bogota is also a hub city in LATAM - so you can always travel further in LATAM. I am planning next trip to Argentina with few days in Bogota.
  • Few other must try items
  • Safe neighbourhoods in Bogota (Parque 93, Zona T, Financial district) - avoid the other side of the city.
Please feel free to DM me for any questions.
 
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So this trip report cannot complete without mentioning the special treatment Columbian government provides to Canadians when they land at their Airport. Canadian tourist are made to stand in very special line where they have to pay 100 CAD as entry fees, and Columbian immigration officer makes the point to inform you that they are not happy with our government, and this fees is put just to retaliate for something similar put by our government for their entry

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know basic Spanish will get you very far with a lot of the local girls and girls in general. Did you visit Santa Fe at all and their myriad of strip clubs ??

Was down there in January/February of last year and had a mix of local girls and 2 agency girls. they are much more expensive. Was lucky to hook up with a local girl and it only costed me dinner and drinks :) !
 

tdot.playboy

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know basic Spanish will get you very far with a lot of the local girls and girls in general. Did you visit Santa Fe at all and their myriad of strip clubs ??
unfortunately no, but have started working on basic Spanish. I did not visit Santa Fe for same reason.
 

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unfortunately no, but have started working on basic Spanish. I did not visit Santa Fe for same reason.

if you plan on visiting again let me know. I may be able to hook you up with a good friend who is an expat from the US who moved and retired there. He was instrumental in showing me around and helping navigate the the night scene and all its wonders it has to offer ! He literally opened my eyes to what Bogota has to offer in terms of all the lovely chicas.
 

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if you plan on visiting again let me know. I may be able to hook you up with a good friend who is an expat from the US who moved and retired there. He was instrumental in showing me around and helping navigate the the night scene and all its wonders it has to offer ! He literally opened my eyes to what Bogota has to offer in terms of all the lovely chicas.
Thank you so much. I will DM you for the introduction. Planning second trip may be September.
 

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if you plan on visiting again let me know. I may be able to hook you up with a good friend who is an expat from the US who moved and retired there. He was instrumental in showing me around and helping navigate the the night scene and all its wonders it has to offer ! He literally opened my eyes to what Bogota has to offer in terms of all the lovely chicas.
That is a great input. What would be his fee for being a wingman?
 
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  • Use decent 4-5 star hotels.
  • Most of these hotels have good security in place, and as a security procedure they will accompany the girl along to your room.
  • Most of these hotels also call you on your room no after the lady has left the room, but not the hotel.
  • Most of these hotels allow visitors, and some like Holiday inn charge little extra for second visitor.
  • Hotel list - I am sharing list of hotels below which I used. Most of these hotels called me after booking except Chico 97
- Does the hotel staff accompany the girl to your room? Is there any up charge for that?
- I couldn’t understand your statement about calling your room?
Can you please elaborate please. TIA
 

tdot.playboy

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- Does the hotel staff accompany the girl to your room? Is there any up charge for that?
Sometimes - someone from the hotel security team did accompany the girl to the room, and there was no charge for it.
It was may be part of their security procedure.

- I couldn’t understand your statement about calling your room?
Can you please elaborate please. TIA
Someone from the hotels security team would call on the phone in the hotel room, and their intention is just to check that if you are doing ok? everything is as expected.
This also looks more like their regular security protocol.
 
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