"Tree man" stumps doctors

[1HandInMyPocket]

He works at a branch office.

Not anymore, I heard he's on leave

 

[3Tees]

Not anymore, I heard he's on leave

He's a real sap.

 

[LancsLad]

He's a real sap.

He's phloem the coop.



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[Gyaos]

They threw him in the trunk.

Gyaos

 

[3Tees]

They threw him in the trunk.

Anything that was cut off of him is being saved and will be used as firewood.

 

[red]

he used to be a member of the john birch society.

 

[LancsLad]

he used to be a member of the john birch society.

There is a splinter group from that crowd who favour wooden toilet seats.


They are the birch john society.



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[gibsomstreet]

In order to prevent the spread of Dutch Elm Disease, he always wears a condom

 

[kbluejayk]

This whole thread is turning out to be a work of pure PULP fiction......

 

[3Tees]

In order to prevent the spread of Dutch Elm Disease, he always wears a condom

That could be pretty interesting, given that he has a wood-pecker.

 

[LancsLad]

That could be pretty interesting, given that he has a wood-pecker.

TERB's very own woodpekkker is a dumb as a stump, maybe they are from the same family tree.



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[Fireflint]

Wow. I've never seen anything like that. Let's try and get to the root of the problem.

 

[Gyaos]

WhOiSyOuRdAdDy s barking up the wrong tree.

Gyaos.

 

[great bear]

Some posters are making a complete ash of themsleves.

 

[LancsLad]

Some posters are making a complete ash of themsleves.

I'm getting sycamore jokes upping this thread count.




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[red]

I'm getting sycamore jokes upping this thread count.




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you cedar dem members love dem puns

 

[great bear]

you cedar dem members love dem puns

I would make pulp of your puns.

 

[3Tees]

I would make pulp of your puns.

Let's put all hostilities aside and let the chips fall where they may.

 

[great bear]

Let's put all hostilities aside and let the chips fall where they may.

And I'm also board of your puns.

 

[Esco!]

And I'm also board of your puns.

Are you saying you be logging off then???