"Tree man" stumps doctors

This is some wacked up shit but tragic.

This would bean an Incall's worst nightmare if he showed up.
"by the way, there only caused by the HPV virus"
 
He works at a branch office.
 
Esco! said:
Wood you please stop it with the puns
Shiver me timbers - let's leaf this alone.
 
Really, he's lucky he doesn't live in Canada......all the squirrels would be going after his nuts.......
 
thisthread is all about barking up the wrong tree.....
 
i heard that he scratched a wart on his leg and then the bacteria started spreaded out...that is just sad! very unfortunate!
 
antlerman said:
thisthread is all about barking up the wrong tree.....
This thread is the root of all evil!
 
Esco! said:
Oakay, thats so not funny
No worries, he can spruce-up any situation.
 
Apparently Doctors accurately determined his age by counting the rings around his asshole.
 
When he shook his limbs vigourosly he would produce a maple syrup that would attract people from all over the village.

The women would line up in the front to suck out the golden liquid syrup, savoring the sweet juices.

The men would line up at the rear and pound their tools deep into the sapwood, coating their tools with the glowing syrup.

The dogs would line up at the end of the hot day and would soak the roots deep well into the night

When the tree man was finally left alone at the end of the long day, he would mount and pound out all 3 of his wife's holes, often times filling more than one at a time with his stiff branches. On special occasions several women would be ravaged by the massive tree limbs that would extend out over several feet