No I think this was loincloths....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loincloth
Yeah, CMan is a cool kat, always found his stuff credible maybe even archaic! lol...j/k brother just jumping on this bandwagon
Total Lifetime # of Sessions you've had with SP's?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loincloth
Yeah, CMan is a cool kat, always found his stuff credible maybe even archaic! lol...j/k brother just jumping on this bandwagon
I'll be closing in on 300 by the end of the year. If i added the fun had over the years with stripper's i'd be over 750.
Archaic is right! I did some research and apparently the London museum of Natural History has a few bits of information related to Celtic-man through the ages. It appears to be snippets of past reviews....No I think this was loincloths....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loincloth
Yeah, CMan is a cool kat, always found his stuff credible maybe even archaic! lol...j/k brother just jumping on this bandwagon
.........Ya she was definety a Sabretooth in bed......
...........Oops! Forgot the damage, it was three mammoth tusks......
And this one
.........Avoid this one, she is a sun-dial watcher.......
Probably more gems around too....
Wow, you beat John Holmes and Warren Beatty combined. That's incredible!! Mind you, I don't think they had to pay.
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I must have the world's worst butler in my employ. He is well past his prime and I only keep him around out of pity. Even so, he cannot get a single fact about me straight. The reality is that I screwed Mata Hari against the bathroom wall in a Burlesque theatre. In fact I was the last man on earth to have carnal knowledge of her before her untimely demise at the hands of a French firing squad in 1917! The priest that presided over the tragic execution is reputed to have recorded that her last words were "Oh for one more time with Celticman, my one true love".
I have now fired my out of excuses butler. Beware of a job application from him. He can fuck up an orgy.
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Damn, now you know the OTHER reason why I own a sheep farm. And BTW, do not knock sheep gut prophylactics:
Non allergenic
Re-Usable
Never split
And divine when newly fresh and still warm
When they dry out can re-string tennis racquets
And which one of you bastards put this sign at the end of my driveway?
http://www.livescience.com/10015-age-confirmed-eve-mother-humans.html
Sad that you would sell me so short. In the above authoritative article it has been proved that mankind is descended from one "Eve" woman. Who do you think fucked and impregnated her mother? Celticman. So my children, the next time you are enjoined in libidinous coitus, just remember the object of your desire is a relative (you incestuous bastards) and it is all courtesy of Celticman. You can thank me later. You can see from my very first portrait why Eve's mother was consumed with burning desire for me.
My love of the oldest profession drove me to invent a series of history changing devices that benefitted mankind and made this hobby what it is today. Progressively, The Abacus; The first computer (below with me in my youth); Punch Cards; The Internet (who do you think patented Netscape 1.0?)
You can thank me now.
Each individual encounter you paid for. If you booked 15 minutes, that's a session, if you booked 6 hours, that's a session.
Thanks C-man. Had a weird mood today.mmm
But in other news, here are some quotes from famous figures who met the old man.....
Attilla the Hun. "It's because of Celticman that I have this damn descriptor at the end of my name
He introduced me to an SP who could never remember my name."
Japanese Emperor Hirohito.
" So I'm trying describe to Celticman how I keep disipline up with my samurai
Warriors by having them do hari kari when they disobey me. He reply:
That's terrible! Nothing worse than a chick with bush!"
Czar Nikolas. " I really liked Celticman. A real man's man. But when I told him he reminded.
Me of a Cossack he replied: Me! Your the who looks like a nutsack!"
Truly a refined man our Celtic........
hmmm, been mostly seeing the same one now for about 13 years. See her about two times a month and she gives me a special rate of 100/hour=31,200 + about 17 other sp's verying in price, we'll call 2 g's = so we'll call it 33, 200. That doesn't include the odd MP and don't even get me started on how much I dropped at strip clubs as a youngster.
Apparently I suffer from the 10 Year Itch (thank God that's the only itch I have). I used to post here under the moniker "Not_So_Much" back in the days when Homonger was the Review King and the EE Agencies were taking over the game. The Superstar of the day was a young lady named "Bobbi", whom I am sure the more Senior Terbites, like Shack, will remember fondly. Hollywood and Select were firmly established and Jillian and the lovely ladies at Cupids were getting popular. Toronto Passions was the latest entrant to the supply chain. Glad to see some of them are still around and that the Top Drawer Ladies and the Vixens and Sassy's Angels and so many others have arrived. B&S was a big issue in those days and those that opted to TOFTT, brave souls that they were, often found themselves either out of pocket and unsatisfied or over the moon and bursting to share their no longer to be hidden gem...very much the definition of YMMV. Interesting times to say the least. Over the span of about a year, I spent nearly $55,000 on about 140-150 sessions. Back in those days the going hourly rate I believe was $180 - $210.
Fast forward 10 years and I have recently begun hobbying again. I couldn't remember my old PW so I started my "Member Since" clock again. In the last month and a bit I've been making up for lost time apparently and have added another 17 sessions and spent just over $10,000. Not sure how long I will play this time, but from what I have experienced over the past several weeks, I suspect I won't be going anywhere anytime soon.
Fast forward 10 years and I have recently begun hobbying again. I couldn't remember my old PW so I started my "Member Since" clock again. In the last month and a bit I've been making up for lost time apparently and have added another 17 sessions and spent just over $10,000. Not sure how long I will play this time, but from what I have experienced over the past several weeks, I suspect I won't be going anywhere anytime soon.
