Top Ten worst insults from a woman

[The Baron]

These are some of the things Ive heard from a woman

10) I though youd be younger

9) You remind me of my father

8) Are you always this quick

7) Thats a beautiful suit too bad you had top take it off

6) Lets be friends

5) Yes but what are we going to do for the next 59 min and 30sec

4) I thought youd be bigger

3) Come over and meet my boyfriend

2) Sory if I nodded off there

1) is it in ?


Baron

 

[Meesh]

Gee, I've never heard ANY of those from a woman (yeah, right!)

I just always hate the "I'm sorry" part.....hurt feelings on the way!

 

[Chivas Regal]

WOW!

And I thought my life was rough!

Keep your chin up Baron, life can only get better for ya! LOL

 

[Willywants]

Reasons To Quit The Hobby!

Hey Baron!
After all of those insults, it's surprising to still see you on the board! I think I would have shot myself! Lol!

I still think the best line, ie; insult, comes from "Deep Throat", the movie!

"Do you mind if I smoke while you're eating??"

Willy

 

[vidi vici veni]

#1 Worst Insult

Baron:

Yes, those may be the top ten worst insults from the male's point of view. But probably the number one insult, from a woman's point of view, didn't even make your list: "You're cheap!" Guess you're either generous or remarkably insensitive.

vvv
I'm not cheap. I'm frugal.

 

[The Baron]

Hay guys
I didnt say they were said to me. Alright maybe some of them were. Ok Ok maybe more than some. But my shrink says Im makng progress lol.I just thought some of you could relate. If not than it eather makes me one of a kind or it time to take that hemlock Ive been saving for that special moment

Baron

 

[toulouselautrec]

Silence can be worse

Last summer after sincerely approaching a woman in her early twenties standing with another girlfriend for directions in front of a stripmall, she said "you're old enough to be my father" and the two turned to face the other direction, laughing. I just walked away before they insulted me again.

How about when you are walking down the street and the ladies turn their heads away in terror as you are approaching their direction like you are some sort horrible looking monster. They do this even if you are NOT staring at them with lustful wide-open eyes and saliva dripping from your mouth.

It doesn't make me feel any better if I really am one ugly horror to look at.

 

[raverboy]

Re: Silence can be worse

Last summer after sincerely approaching a woman in her early twenties standing with another girlfriend for directions in front of a stripmall, she said "you're old enough to be my father" and the two turned to face the other direction, laughing. I just walked away before they insulted me again....

Just as well Monsieur Lautrec... the uneducated masses have no appreciation for classical French literature anyway.

 

[incognito]

"I love you like a brother"


"You are my best friend"


"I wish my ex was like you"


"You are such a nice guy"


Above (you are such a nice guy) often followed by

"How come you don't have a girlfriend"


"Someday the right one will come along for you"


And YES all of these have been said to me at one time or another.

story of my life...


"How about when you are walking down the street and the ladies turn their heads away in terror as you are approaching their direction like you are some sort horrible looking monster."

Yeah...i've had a few of those myself (they really did laugh), it doesn't help the ego, let me tell ya.

A rather depressed incognito

 

[Drunken Master]

"You don't sweat all that much for a fat guy."

Oh, and, what does "Guest" mean?

 

[nautilus]

How about: "It looks just like a penis, but smaller."
I think thats what Simonetwostars said to me. Maybe I was hearing things again.

 

[orangeshirt]

" I only do that if I "REALLY" like you.

 

[anon1]

It's not your baby.

 

[Lena Kitten]

"Please kill yourself and start decomposing, you would be more useful as fertilizer than a human being"

OUCH

 

[TheNiteHwk]

"Excuse me sir"

Last summer after sincerely approaching a woman in her early twenties standing with another girlfriend for directions in front of a stripmall, she said "you're old enough to be my father" ... [snip]

I'll never forget the day I was standing at a red light and these 2 college girls walk up to me and say "Excuse me SIR" and then asked me for directions. After I gave them directions they both said "Thank You sir" I could not believe it. I was kind of stunned that I look like a 'sir' to these college girls. It did not help matters that I mentioned this to a LF of mine later that day and she said to me "So, what do you expect? You are 40 something years old and they have not even broke 20 yet. They just got out of high school last June" GEEEZ thanks a lot.

 

[great bear]

How about hearing the "pop" of chewing gum while in the middle of the dirty deed? Or, she is using her hands to tidy the sheets around her in the middle of the dirty deed?

 

[big dogie]

snoring while you are having a orgasm

 

[i_am_good]

...how about...

<guy> "So, what did you do last weekend?"
<girl> "Oh, I just went up to the mountains with two other girls and three gay guys."

 

[Detenebrator]

Re: "Excuse me sir"

I'll never forget the day I was standing at a red light and these 2 college girls walk up to me and say "Excuse me SIR" and then asked me for directions. After I gave them directions they both said "Thank You sir" I could not believe it. I was kind of stunned that I look like a 'sir' to these college girls. It did not help matters that I mentioned this to a LF of mine later that day and she said to me "So, what do you expect? You are 40 something years old and they have not even broke 20 yet. They just got out of high school last June" GEEEZ thanks a lot.

Hmm...personally I go out of my way to get hot college girls to call me Sir!

You may want to try www.alt.com

change your perspective...lol

 

[auto doctor]

Years ago that was..

Thats your CAR!!!!