I was entertaining some clients at a local pub and had spent quite a large amount of money as my clients were rather large drinkers. When I had finally gotten all of them into a cab I went to the bar to tab out and have one for the road. As I was paying...with my credit card...the bartender ( a rather sexy brunette ) says to me, "you know sir, it is really nice getting the older crowd in here and I hope you come back to see us". Older crowd???....as I was looking around I realized she was talking about...ME!!! At this time I couldn't figure out whether I was insulted or just angry. I paid the bill and gave her a generous tip with the advice..." sometimes it is not what you say...but what you don't". This I know went so far over her head that she probably had to ask her parents to explain this one to her.