Top 5 Commercials I hate.

[Back Burner]

5) Any commercial with David Suzuki. I let my car idle yesterday for an hour. Happy Earth day cock sucker.

4) That Pantene shampoo with that fucking song that gets stuck in my head. Didn't realize it was a real song. Will the rest of the commercial be unwritten?

3) The KFC commercial where the chick is on the phone and she does the hand/layers of her favourites thing. Bitch if you want to eat, you better tell that person to fucking hold.

2) The new Taco Bell bacon commercial. Hot girls don't eat Taco Bell. And if a girl ever smells like bacon, I thinking she works at a slaughter house.

and

1) The fucked up Special K commercial with the hot chick, the Asian chick and the fag. I agree with the homo. Eat the donut already and show me your tits.

 

[OddSox]

Jeez, get a PVR already! You'll never watch commercials again...

 

[james t kirk]

On Star

They make me wanna puke with their bullshit about putting the FEAR into people. The ones on the radio usually feature some guy with a really thick southern US drawl. The newest one on tv shows some car going off the road and driving into a tree. Meanwhile the tail lights are still on, so the car still has power, so the guy inside can use a cell phone, then they cut to a bunch of emergency workers looking all concerned with the call comes in from On Strar. Fuck me, this kind of fear mongering is the worst kind of advertising.

 

[A.J. Raven]

The Christmas... opps! "Holiday" special for Swiss Chalet with the cute little girl talking about Santa & reindeers liking chicken. Well, the first time I saw the commercial I thought the kid was a cutie... until she spoke. Nothing is more annoying than a little kid, obviously old enough to ennunciate, directed to speak with a lisp, because hey, thats how cute little kids talk. Ugh!!!

 

[plunker]

The yogurt commercial with the chick in spandex and the 3 flies flying around her snatch. The other girl asks what is that? Oh thats my biobest proviotic crap. She should say, I dunno, these flies always seem to fly around my pussy since I've been eating this yogurt crap.

 

[tboy]

I positively LOATHE the toyota truck commercials with that poser in the black cowboy hat....You know the ones: if one horse can go anywhere, 300 should be able to go farther, a worker needs a good partner, etc.....man I hate those......

Oh, and that GM commercial where the little blue car starts bouncing down the road, wtf is that supposed to say? That the thing is so light that 4 people can bounce it 100 ft in the air? Oh yeah, that makes me want to buy one....*rollseyes*

As much as we hate them, the ad agency did their job: they made us talk about them......

 

[stang]

"Only cats can be cats". Fuckin' annoying.

 

[tboy]

"Only cats can be cats". Fuckin' annoying.

LOL the first time I saw the guy taking a dump in the litter box I laughed my ass off.....the things people will do for money eh? Man, I would never stoop so low (pun definitely intended lol)

 

[Neverenuff$]

Nissan..

The 100 days of grace thing ......
buy a nissan and a dove flies out your ass... yikes !!

 

[spraggamuffin]

Diamond Shreddies.

 

[keeferz]

Bad Boy
Brick
Leon's

 

[HafDun]

Giogardi the Tax Lawyer.
Endless ads on TV, radio, billboards, trying to instill fear in us mere mortals taxpayers.

 

[babyfinsta]

That pawn shop Russell Oliver guy...the cashman or whatever he calls himself...talk about slimy...oooh yeah!

 

[anonemouse]

That pawn shop Russell Oliver guy...the cashman or whatever he calls himself...talk about slimy...oooh yeah!

As soon as I saw the title of this thread, I came here to post this. That's me, a day late and a dollar short.

He just oozes sleaze. I've heard that he was charged with buying stolen property or something similar. That totally wouldn't surprise me.

 

[tboy]

As soon as I saw the title of this thread, I came here to post this. That's me, a day late and a dollar short.

He just oozes sleaze. I've heard that he was charged with buying stolen property or something similar. That totally wouldn't surprise me.

It was a few years ago and he bought some gold rolexes from some "less than" classy people. If memory serves it was stated in the newspaper that rolex has a registration that you can check to see if you're buying a real rolex from the rightful owner and he didn't do that.....

I guess he got off because he's still in business and it was a few years ago this came up.....

 

[thewheelman]

Flomax !! these have to be the dumbest ads.

You can't go fishing cuz you have to piss every hour??? WTF??
You are on a fucking fishing boat ..you can piss over the side anytime!!!

Same with the other 2 ads...cycling in the country or canoeing??? WTF!!

maybe if you are at a prize-fight, or playoff game, or a night at the SC..but a fishing charter...

 

[3Tees]

You may hate them, but if you remember them and discuss them, the ads may have indeed done their jobs...

 

[Nickelodeon]

Probiotic yogurt

The yogurt commercial with the chick in spandex and the 3 flies flying around her snatch. The other girl asks what is that? Oh thats my biobest proviotic crap. She should say, I dunno, these flies always seem to fly around my pussy since I've been eating this yogurt crap.

This ad makes me hot...I keep looking for camel toe that isn't there.

And concur with advice on PVR...it gets to be a fine art as to when you start tuning any program so that you almost live, especially hockey playoffs.

 

[mindingmyownbusiness]

New cell service

I cannot stand the add campaign for that new cell phone service based on 80's aerobic workouts! It's everywhere I look - it makes me want to puke!

 

[peteeey]

Those gay beavers on the Bell commercials.