What brand and how many sheets do you use? In light of a toilet paper commercial saying that kids always take too much.
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I just grab a whole lot and use it and then if I am at home and it is a crap I hop in the shower. I do not count.
I am at home and it is a crap I hop in the shower.
TMI Jade. lol
I don't count. But I do use the Charmin with the cute cartoon bears in the commercials
TMI Jade. lol
I don't count. But I do use the Charmin with the cute cartoon bears in the commercials
Don't care what brand, but I use quite a lot.
Like I taught my kids...
If it comes up brown, keep going down,
If it comes up white, you're doing alright.
Except I don't have to look anymore.
Like I taught my kids...
If it comes up brown, keep going down,
If it comes up white, you're doing alright.
Except I don't have to look anymore.
what a crappy post first thing in the morning lol
I made the mistake of buying TP made with recycled paper and as a buddy told me: Recycled paper TP is called General Patton.
Cuz he didn't take any crap from me either !!
So, let me get this straight ladies (and OJ): every time you take a dump you have a shower?
So what happens if the need arises when you're out on the town? Or sitting waiting for your plane at the airport? Do you go to the nearest hotel, book a room, take a dump, have a shower, and go back to the airport?
I dated a girl who wouldn't take a dump anywhere but home. She was a miserable bitch by the end of a weekend away.....
I made the mistake of buying TP made with recycled paper and as a buddy told me: Recycled paper TP is called General Patton.
Cuz he didn't take any crap from me either !!
So, let me get this straight ladies (and OJ): every time you take a dump you have a shower?
So what happens if the need arises when you're out on the town? Or sitting waiting for your plane at the airport? Do you go to the nearest hotel, book a room, take a dump, have a shower, and go back to the airport?
I dated a girl who wouldn't take a dump anywhere but home. She was a miserable bitch by the end of a weekend away.....
I don't use toilet paper (read below). I was that guy:
A guy is reading his paper one day and comes across a membership application for The Dirty Bastards Association. He likes the idea and decides to fill out the form.
Whilst completing the form he writes every expletive known to man on the form and then proceeds to wipe his filthy ass on it after having taken a dump.
2 weeks later he receives this reply:
"Dear Sir; We at the Dirty Bastards Association regret to inform you that your membership application has been declined, because Dirty Bastards do not wipe their asses."
A guy is reading his paper one day and comes across a membership application for The Dirty Bastards Association. He likes the idea and decides to fill out the form.
Whilst completing the form he writes every expletive known to man on the form and then proceeds to wipe his filthy ass on it after having taken a dump.
2 weeks later he receives this reply:
"Dear Sir; We at the Dirty Bastards Association regret to inform you that your membership application has been declined, because Dirty Bastards do not wipe their asses."
At the check out counter at the grocery store if the check out girl is cute i ask if she thinks this is enough toilet paper for the food I am buying?
Two rolls a week maybe. I don't if it's my diet or what, but I tend to get the really sticky craps. Sometimes it's so bad I have to take a shower right after.
The things you're curious about tboy. You might attempt to visualize one of the ladies, rather than me, when reading my response.
A moderate life and proper diet makes for regularity of all kinds. It's much easier than you may have imagined to do your dumping when desired and favourable facilities are at hand. And a six week wait for the next sigmoidoscopy can give lots of incentive.
I can't remember that last time I was caught short when abroad and had to use TP, but even a public washroom has soap and water, though a lot of door-banging's usually involved. And when far abroad, in areas civilized long before Europe, washing up afterwards is the norm.
A moderate life and proper diet makes for regularity of all kinds. It's much easier than you may have imagined to do your dumping when desired and favourable facilities are at hand. And a six week wait for the next sigmoidoscopy can give lots of incentive.
I can't remember that last time I was caught short when abroad and had to use TP, but even a public washroom has soap and water, though a lot of door-banging's usually involved. And when far abroad, in areas civilized long before Europe, washing up afterwards is the norm.
Well, let me be clear, I DID say "So, let me get this straight ladies...." then added "and oj".
As for being regular, so you modify your diet so that you only dump in the morning or night when you're at home? How in the heck do you do that? (he asked curiously). I don't know of any food that is timed release down to the hour.
But as for taking a dump in a washroom, I have visions of OJ with his ass in one of the sinks while he scubs himself clean lol......no wonder there's lots of door banging lol....
As for PrimO:
Next time you see someone wearing a T shirt that says: Happiness is a Clean Break, you'll know what it means lol....
As for being regular, so you modify your diet so that you only dump in the morning or night when you're at home? How in the heck do you do that? (he asked curiously). I don't know of any food that is timed release down to the hour.
But as for taking a dump in a washroom, I have visions of OJ with his ass in one of the sinks while he scubs himself clean lol......no wonder there's lots of door banging lol....
As for PrimO:
Next time you see someone wearing a T shirt that says: Happiness is a Clean Break, you'll know what it means lol....
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