Toftt - no name "sexy blonde" 3900

[mackdaddyo]

Huddle up kids. Long time lurker...


http://kitchener.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-blonde-specials-for-special-guys-24/12629522



TOFTT and rolled the dice with this one. Looks good right? Snake eyes! YMMV ... mine was horrible.

Coles notes version:

The "marco polo" bullshit with the location was out of hand.
Seedy 1 Bedroom apt... the cock roaches needed dune buggies. Cat on the bed.
Smoking hot body which is destroyed by her personality, bad teeth and face. Thus the no frontal pic ever on backpage.
Rushed mechanical service "are you gonna come for me?" repeated over and over.... and the pikacho was just zingin.


I have been a "hobbyist" for a few years now... and this is hands down the worst 21 min experience of my life. How does one avoid this? I couldn't find a review on here.

MacDaddyO

 

[Jay Zac2]

thanks mackdaddyo

 

[chriscraft35]

Thanks for the review. You saved a lot of us from a similar experience.

If memory serves me, there there were some negative posts associated with that pic a month or so ago.

 

[vretman]

Used to go by the name Lindsey.

 

[ramjet]

Sorry for your misfortune! You've satisfied a long time curiosity! Thanks.

 

[skiman007]

100% AGREEMENT
TOFTT months ago and was amost sick to my stomach afterwards
she uses a basement appartment that i would not bread dogs in

she works for a law firm and does this in off-hours ... so she says
but she also says
" i LOVE what i do im so ready to please you.,.. ''

MECHANICAL and over as soon as it can be
she was trying to mount me after a 15 sec BJ

i may not be Brad Pitt but other SP do not treat me like i have the PLAGUE

THIS IS ONE TO BE KEPT AWAY FROM ....
MONEY BETTER SPENT ELSEWHERE ... INCLUDING MASTERBATING IN FRONT OF PORN!!!!

SKI

 

[skiman007]

PS
I also llike to shower before and after - out of courtesy and so i can return to work
"no problem she says"

when i get there the shower is out of commission cause the builidng water had been turn off

I SHOULD HAVE RUN LIKE A DOG THEN!

 

[Jumbo99]

I'd been wondering for a while about this one. looks great from behind. We owe you one.

 

[Ladykiller11]

One of the few handful of girls , with whom I have repeated on multiple occasions.

The tiny dark apartment was dirty & Yes, there is a cat there too. Not a beautiful girl but not an ugly one either. (I have seen many worse then her). Her body is sizziling hot and she is pretty accomodating, not to mention that she is a great fuck, I have tried many different positions & she is very accomodating. We do have a decent chemistry going.

Blow job skills are mediocre at best but it is not a big deal to me unless if BLS or rimming is involved ( In her case she does try to blow the shaft for 30 seconds & then off to the main Course. I never tried daty on her as the overall surroundings are not the cleanest. She does look clean & smell fresh although kissing is a bit of a turnoff as she is a smoker.

I will give her a solid 6 as she is better then most of the other SP's who are advertising , showing amazing figures in their pics but makes me want to run after seeing them in person.

 

[terbuserkitchener]

I'm somewhat new around here... Soooo, hello.

I'm a little confused by your thoughts on this girl. I've not yet come across someone who has a multiple repeat on a report card of solid 6's. Her BJ is lacking, "surroundings" for daty are not the cleanest, apt is dirty and dark, she's not beautiful/ugly, quick to the main course...

I guess I'm a little nervous. Is this where the bar is set for finding a good repeat? By the way I'm not coming down on you as if you're contradicting yourself. I'm just genuinely intrigued by the contrast.

 

[Ladykiller11]

I'm somewhat new around here... Soooo, hello.

I'm a little confused by your thoughts on this girl. I've not yet come across someone who has a multiple repeat on a report card of solid 6's. Her BJ is lacking, "surroundings" for daty are not the cleanest, apt is dirty and dark, she's not beautiful/ugly, quick to the main course...

I guess I'm a little nervous. Is this where the bar is set for finding a good repeat? By the way I'm not coming down on you as if you're contradicting yourself. I'm just genuinely intrigued by the contrast.

their are 2 main reasons why I have repeated with her:

1: The lack of other quality providers, Loose bodies, Ugly faces & rushed service.

2: Chemistry. She is a great fuck.

Thanks.

 

[Ladykiller11]

BTW, she goes by the name "Tia" now.

 

[Art Mann]

. . . why I have repeated with her:

1: The lack of other quality providers, Loose bodies, Ugly faces & rushed service. . .

Clearly you've been seeing the wrong ladies.

 

[Ladykiller11]

Clearly you've been seeing the wrong ladies.

Would you care to direct me towards the right ladies ? Some of the better rated ones here on Terb for service turned out to be major dissappointments with loose bodies & crooked teeth.

 

[skiman007]

Wow you would repeat on a 6. good for you. shows alot of charity.

"Her body is sizziling hot and she is pretty accomodating, not to mention that she is a great fuck, I have tried many different positions & she is very accomodating. We do have a decent chemistry going."

her body is far from sizzling ... maybe luke warm at best ... she has had a baby and still has the baby fat. And the only accomodation i had with her was when i agreed to her dictations... and i do not mean that in a literal sense.

she is by far and away one of the worst experiences i have had with a SP
repeat? i would cutt of my dick first.
it was a waste of money
she was mechanical
she was disinterested
she was only interested in the money and the next one coming

as i said, i may be older (mid-40s) but no other SP has ever treated me this way

if you want a treat, try some of the established ladies that work with nicole at SE
just my 2 cents

 

[wii]

I tried her once. So baaaaaaaaaaaad

 

[skiman007]

this is for sure a STAY AWAY

 

[bone_man]

she still advertises so someone is keeping her busy.... this review and others indicate skiman has the correct action.