Toasts to remember

Here's to the lady dressed in black,
Once she walks by she never looks back,
And when she kisses, oh how sweet,
She makes things stand that never had feet.
 
Here's to our guest -
Don't let him rest.
But keep his elbow bending.
'Tis time to drink -
Full time to think
Tomorrow - when you're mending
 
A man may kiss his wife goodbye,
The rose may kiss the butterfly,
The wine may kiss the frosted glass,
And you, my friends, may kiss my ass.
 
May the fleas of a thousand camels
invest the crotch of the person who screws up your day,
and may their arms be too short to scratch!
 
here's to your parents, may they meet again and get married
 
Gents, a toast to the ladies.

To our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet.