Toasts to remember

[healer677]

May you live as long as you want,
and never want as long as you live.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

May you live as long as you want,
and never want as long as you live.

swift variation:

May you live as long as you want,
and want to as long as you live.

 

[kbluejayk]

May the saints protect you,
and sorrow neglect you,
and bad luck to the one
that doesn't respect you.

 

[kbluejayk]

May you never make an enemy
when you could make a friend -
unless you meet a fox among your chickens.

 

[healer677]

May all of your life's ups and downs
be only in the bedroom.

 

[Chinook]

May the skin of your ass never cover a bass drum!

 

[healer677]

When sad, there is Tequila
When glad, its because of Tequila
When mad, drink Tequila
and
If it's bad, switch to Cerveza

 

[healer677]

May you be in heaven half an hour,
before the devil knows you're gone.

 

[kbluejayk]

May your heart be light and happy
May your smile be big and wide;
and may your pockets always have
a tinkle of gold inside.

 

[kbluejayk]

Bless your little Irish heart
and every other Irish part.

 

[kbluejayk]

May the good saints protect ye
And the devil neglect ye!

 

[kbluejayk]

Here's to the happiest hours of my life
Spent in the arms of another man's wife;
my mother!

 

[kbluejayk]

Here's to when I want it,
And I want it bad,
And if I don't get it
it makes me mad,
And if I do get it
It makes me frisky,
Now don't get me wrong
'Cause I mean whiskey.

 

[kbluejayk]

Here's to you and to you again,
If I hadn't met you,
what I might have been,
But now that I've met you and let you
I bet you I'll let you again.

 

[zydeco]

May the fleas of 1000 camels find their way to your arm pits.

 

[brownguy300]

Here's to you
On the count of 3 everybody show your BooBs!

 

[red]

here's looking at you, kid

 

[red]

one more, and then we start on the tequila

 

[littleboyblue]

over the lips and through the gums, look out stomach here it comes.

 

[Dani]

Here’s to a long life, and a merry one;
A quick death, and an easy one;
A pretty girl, and an honest one;
A cold beer, and another one!