Toasts to remember

healer677 said:
May you live as long as you want,
and never want as long as you live.
swift variation:

May you live as long as you want,
and want to as long as you live.
 
May the saints protect you,
and sorrow neglect you,
and bad luck to the one
that doesn't respect you.
 
May you never make an enemy
when you could make a friend -
unless you meet a fox among your chickens.
 
When sad, there is Tequila
When glad, its because of Tequila
When mad, drink Tequila
and
If it's bad, switch to Cerveza
 
May your heart be light and happy
May your smile be big and wide;
and may your pockets always have
a tinkle of gold inside.
 
Here's to the happiest hours of my life
Spent in the arms of another man's wife;
my mother!
 
Here's to when I want it,
And I want it bad,
And if I don't get it
it makes me mad,
And if I do get it
It makes me frisky,
Now don't get me wrong
'Cause I mean whiskey.
 
Here's to you and to you again,
If I hadn't met you,
what I might have been,
But now that I've met you and let you
I bet you I'll let you again.
 
Here's to you
On the count of 3 everybody show your BooBs!
 
over the lips and through the gums, look out stomach here it comes.