An Englishman visiting the USA was pleased with the American custom of offering a toast before dinner; the one he liked best was:
Here's to our pretty girls,
Who's dresses button down the sides,
And every time the wind blows,
You can see their pretty thighs.
On returning to England many weeks later, the first dinner he attended, he jumped up to offer this toast:
here's to our pretty girls,
Who's dresses button down the front,
And every time the wind blows,
You can see their pretty...........
Oh hell, that can't be right!
Here's to our pretty girls,
Who's dresses button down the sides,
And every time the wind blows,
You can see their pretty thighs.
On returning to England many weeks later, the first dinner he attended, he jumped up to offer this toast:
here's to our pretty girls,
Who's dresses button down the front,
And every time the wind blows,
You can see their pretty...........
Oh hell, that can't be right!