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- Thread starter Kusa
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i saw a funny bumper sticker yesterday it read " Voting for another liberal like Trudeau is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt"
So a lion is walking through the Serengeti
Its the dry season so he’s ecstatic to find a mud puddle. He bends down for a cool sip, and as his tail goes up, a gorilla barges out of the bush and gives him the old Liberace. The lion rears back in surprise and anger.
Realizing his mistake, the gorilla runs off through the bush with the lion in hot pursuit until he comes across an abandoned hunting camp. He goes into the first tent, quickly puts on a hat, picks up the New York Times and tries to act normal.
The lion runs into camp and sticks his head in the tent and says, “Hey did you see a gorilla run by?”
Gorilla: “You mean the one that just fucked that lion in the ass?”
Lion: “You mean it’s already in the papers?!”
Its the dry season so he’s ecstatic to find a mud puddle. He bends down for a cool sip, and as his tail goes up, a gorilla barges out of the bush and gives him the old Liberace. The lion rears back in surprise and anger.
Realizing his mistake, the gorilla runs off through the bush with the lion in hot pursuit until he comes across an abandoned hunting camp. He goes into the first tent, quickly puts on a hat, picks up the New York Times and tries to act normal.
The lion runs into camp and sticks his head in the tent and says, “Hey did you see a gorilla run by?”
Gorilla: “You mean the one that just fucked that lion in the ass?”
Lion: “You mean it’s already in the papers?!”
Would arming teachers work?
First, you now gotta pay teachers a lot more for carrying a weapon and give them danger pay.
But, the real problem is the teachers now have the gun that the school shooter wants so a couple of school shooter wannabes jump the teacher and steal the gun.
THAT SEEMS LIKE A HUGE PROBLEM THAT MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE
Take your Canadian Leaders Debate to the Politics forum please.
The Puddin heads are too high brow for the politics section. They can't compete with Pete Hegseth.Take your Canadian Leaders Debate to the Politics forum please.
