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The Mechanic

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M A G A is make America great again….YES NO M A G A is Make America Go Away..
 

Insidious Von

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Monty Python never included The Embarrassment Clinic on their show Flying Circus. They were afraid of getting thrown off the air. The Clinic was originally base in Helsinki, then moved to Smolensk now residing in a sewer in Washington DC.

 
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xmontrealer

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I like the joke in the ad for Jim Jeffries' upcoming show, wherever it is...

It goes:

They say happy wife, good life...

I'm not sure if that works in reverse

I think when a woman sees her husband is happy she thinks to herself:

"Well, we'll soon see about that!"
 

onomatopoeia

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The guy who sent you an e-mail saying that he hacked your webcam and will post pictures of you fapping to online porn if you don't send him $300 in Bitcoins has started to follow through on his threat. If this is you above, I suggest that you send me that money today, or the next screencap I post will be more embarrassing.
 

Phil C. McNasty

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Why did the gay guy get fired from the sperm bank??
















...because he got caught drinking on the job

I'm here all night people 🍷
 
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