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Well, let me tell you what I know about art.
Art is art .
And Water is water. And the east is the east and the west is the west. And money will not make you happy and happy will not make you money. And outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend and inside of a dog it is too dark to read. And most people work just hard enough not to get fired and paid just enough not to quit. And if you stew cranberries like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. And I am rambling with the mind of a fool and he was glad to get rid of it. And it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are a fool on the topic of art then opening it up and removing all doubt, so just shut up and look intelligent.
And that is what I should have done but it is too late now , so tell me what you know about art ?
Art is art .
And Water is water. And the east is the east and the west is the west. And money will not make you happy and happy will not make you money. And outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend and inside of a dog it is too dark to read. And most people work just hard enough not to get fired and paid just enough not to quit. And if you stew cranberries like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. And I am rambling with the mind of a fool and he was glad to get rid of it. And it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are a fool on the topic of art then opening it up and removing all doubt, so just shut up and look intelligent.
And that is what I should have done but it is too late now , so tell me what you know about art ?
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Conan O'Brien Radio, he got favorable ratings for his handling of the Oscars. His radio show is John Lithgow approved.
My grandfather told me that he saw The Titanic, and that from the beginning he warned all the people that that boat would sink, but they didnt believe it and
ignored him.
However, he warned them again on several occassions, until the people finally got fed up and kicked him out the cinema
ignored him.
However, he warned them again on several occassions, until the people finally got fed up and kicked him out the cinema
Two cargo ships have collided in the north Sea. One was carrying a thousand tonnes of blue paint and the other carrying a thousand tonnes of red paint. Hundreds of sailors have been marooned.
The oil tanker crash in the North Sea is sounding more and more horrendous by the minute... I'd love to know what the captain was doing and who she is?
I just made one up
Before you tell a joke say
If you have heard this joke before do not stop me. It is so good I wanna hear it again
Before you tell a joke say
If you have heard this joke before do not stop me. It is so good I wanna hear it again
“A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.”
“All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.”
“Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”
“It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.”
“OK, so what’s the speed of dark?”
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”
@Zoot Allures , @Phil C. McNasty et al:
Click here to watch A Steven Wright Special, (HBO 1985), online.
Click here to download a higher quality MATROSKA, (.mkv), version.
This is my own rip and upload from the 'official' DVD sold on Steven Wright's website.
Click here to watch A Steven Wright Special, (HBO 1985), online.
Click here to download a higher quality MATROSKA, (.mkv), version.
This is my own rip and upload from the 'official' DVD sold on Steven Wright's website.
