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[onomatopoeia]

A Newfie thinks his wife is cheating on him, so he hires a private investigator to keep tabs on her.

One afternoon the PI sees the wife and a man walking together into the Newfie's home. The PI phones the Newfie at the tavern, telling him to come home as soon as he finishes his beer.

The PI and the Newfie go into the kitchen, and plot strategy while brewing a pot of tea.

The PI says "Okay, what should we do about that guy upstairs?".

The Newfie says "To hell with him, he can make his own tea.".

 

[261252]

“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?’”

• “By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.”

“Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.”

 

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[261252]

Well, let me tell you what I know about art.

Art is art .

And Water is water. And the east is the east and the west is the west. And money will not make you happy and happy will not make you money. And outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend and inside of a dog it is too dark to read. And most people work just hard enough not to get fired and paid just enough not to quit. And if you stew cranberries like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. And I am rambling with the mind of a fool and he was glad to get rid of it. And it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are a fool on the topic of art then opening it up and removing all doubt, so just shut up and look intelligent.

And that is what I should have done but it is too late now , so tell me what you know about art ?

 

[Insidious Von]

Conan O'Brien Radio, he got favorable ratings for his handling of the Oscars. His radio show is John Lithgow approved.

 

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[The Mechanic]

 

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