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- Thread starter Kusa
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An Indian family in the US admitted their grandfather into a nursing home.
After sometime they visit the old man and ask, "How do you feel here?"
He replied, "It's wonderful. Everyone here is so courteous & respectful. There's a musician, 85 years old, hasn't played the violin in 20 years & everyone still calls him Maestro. There is a Judge, 95 years old, hasn't been on the bench in 30yrs & everyone still calls him Your Honour! There's a Dentist, 90yrs old, hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years & everyone still calls him Doc.
And there's ME. I haven't had sex in 35 yrs, yet they still call me "The Fucking Indian".
After sometime they visit the old man and ask, "How do you feel here?"
He replied, "It's wonderful. Everyone here is so courteous & respectful. There's a musician, 85 years old, hasn't played the violin in 20 years & everyone still calls him Maestro. There is a Judge, 95 years old, hasn't been on the bench in 30yrs & everyone still calls him Your Honour! There's a Dentist, 90yrs old, hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years & everyone still calls him Doc.
And there's ME. I haven't had sex in 35 yrs, yet they still call me "The Fucking Indian".
The Connery/SNL skits were genius. lol
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stealing this from Bill Maher
2 lawyers standing on the sidewalk watching a gorgeous woman
1 doctor says"boy would i like to fuck her"
the other lawyer says "out of what?"
2 lawyers standing on the sidewalk watching a gorgeous woman
1 doctor says"boy would i like to fuck her"
the other lawyer says "out of what?"
