An Indian family in the US admitted their grandfather into a nursing home.
After sometime they visit the old man and ask, "How do you feel here?"
He replied, "It's wonderful. Everyone here is so courteous & respectful. There's a musician, 85 years old, hasn't played the violin in 20 years & everyone still calls him Maestro. There is a Judge, 95 years old, hasn't been on the bench in 30yrs & everyone still calls him Your Honour! There's a Dentist, 90yrs old, hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years & everyone still calls him Doc.
And there's ME. I haven't had sex in 35 yrs, yet they still call me "The Fucking Indian".