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SchlongConery

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Clip from. the TERB Politics section!

 

SchlongConery

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Get some of those pills that help you get it up...

 

Kusa

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Leimonis

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onomatopoeia

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Q: What do you say if you see a drunken man with a shaved head brandishing a broken wine bottle at 3 AM in the entertainment district?

A: Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
 

SchlongConery

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Speaking of Aussies... this guy is pretty witty! And nuts...

 

Kusa

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After the creation of Adam (A) and Eve (E), who lived happily in the Garden of Eden; with little else to do it was inevitable that boredom would kick in...so questions started:

E: Are we black or white?
A: I don't know but it doesn't matter what we are.
E: But I would like to know, so in your meeting with God today please ask him.

Before the meeting between God and A concluded, the latter asked, "Lord, did you create us white or black?

God answers by saying You are who you are.

A returns home and tells E that God answered her question by saying You are who you are.

E gets excited and says "I knew it, we were created white" A asks how can you tell, the Lord didn't say that.

E: The Lord said that You are who you are which means we are white. If we were black the Lord would have said "You is who you is"
 

Insidious Von

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Eddie Murphy and Bill Cosby have hated each other for over 40 years. Among Cosby's crimes he stole money from Redd Foxx and left him bankrupt. When Foxx passed away, Eddie Murphy paid for his funeral. If it's even possible, Richard Pryor hated Cosby even more!

 

Insidious Von

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There are two things Gino D'Acampo enjoys in life, busting Gordon Ramsey's balls and making blonde women piss themselves.

 
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SchlongConery

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I once put soomething nice and respectful in a Tinder profile about not being interested in single moms...HOLY FUCK! A few women paid to send me "Super Like" messages just to go off on me! I didn't even know about this feature. Yeah, point made.

I also got matches that skipped the kids part and when it came up I simply said that I have enough in my life already without having to take the implications and priorities of kids into a relationship. A few went off but most were respectful of me being honest and not just trying to get into their pants.
 
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Jami77

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Funniest thing ever heard.

Wife: Our sex life will be just as good when we are married honey.
 
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