My papa had from row tickets to a Joe Cocker show in the '70's. Mr. Cocker was so inebriated by gin that he projectile vomitted onto my papa.harleycharley said:
Hmmm....
Sometimes too much detail is a sign of an overactive imagination.
Zog.
How do you know it was gin?shiftee said:
Sometimes too much detail is a sign of an overactive imagination.
Zog.
Remember, though, that just as johns must be careful in judging women through SPs, SPs must be careful in judging men through johns. I don't mean because of the "types" of people they are (generically, if not individually), so much as the type of relationship it is.
For instance, re conversation or facial staring. If a john does not engage in that, or does so with discomfort, it might be because it denotes, for him, an uncomfortable degree of boundary-breaching "intimacy" vis-a-vis a SP. Who is, after all, a SP. It isn't that she isn't a "practice GF" in certain respects; but there are certain acts or actions which the john might feel are best saved for a *real* GF. In its way, meant not as an act of thoughtlessness, but as an act of *thoughtfulness*: a respect for boundaries. (True, such well-intentionedness might not satisfy the SP; but allowance must understandably be made, especially given the nature of the act and the comfort or discomfort level of the participant. And remember that it's the SP, not the john, who's the "professional" in this relationship.)
But I'm glad to see few ladies mention "inadequate performance" per se. In fact, sometimes a little bit of ad hoc fumbling clumsiness (or even when what's hoped to be MSOG winds up being NSOG, ill-timed or self-generated SOG, etc) can add to the total GFE/BFE. Remember, guys: if you can't cum, you can still cuddle...
For instance, re conversation or facial staring. If a john does not engage in that, or does so with discomfort, it might be because it denotes, for him, an uncomfortable degree of boundary-breaching "intimacy" vis-a-vis a SP. Who is, after all, a SP. It isn't that she isn't a "practice GF" in certain respects; but there are certain acts or actions which the john might feel are best saved for a *real* GF. In its way, meant not as an act of thoughtlessness, but as an act of *thoughtfulness*: a respect for boundaries. (True, such well-intentionedness might not satisfy the SP; but allowance must understandably be made, especially given the nature of the act and the comfort or discomfort level of the participant. And remember that it's the SP, not the john, who's the "professional" in this relationship.)
But I'm glad to see few ladies mention "inadequate performance" per se. In fact, sometimes a little bit of ad hoc fumbling clumsiness (or even when what's hoped to be MSOG winds up being NSOG, ill-timed or self-generated SOG, etc) can add to the total GFE/BFE. Remember, guys: if you can't cum, you can still cuddle...
Yeah, the animals did this one way back in the 60's, but they didn't write it.homonger said:
The Animals were formed in late 1963. The original line up consisted of:
Eric Burdon (vocals), Hilton Valentine (guitar), Chas Chandler (bass), Alan Price (keyboards) and John Steel (drums).
(Benjamin/Marcus/Caldwell)
Baby, do you understand me now
Sometimes I feel a little mad
Well don't you know that no-one alive
Can always be an angel
When things go wrong I seem to be bad
I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood
Baby, sometimes I'm so carefree
With a joy that's hard to hide
And sometimes it seems that
All I have to do is worry
And then you're bound to see my other side
I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood
If I seem edgy, I want you to know
That I never mean to take it out on you
Life has it's problems and I get my share
And that's one thing I never mean to do
'cause I love you
Oh, oh, oh, baby, don't you know I'm human
Have thoughts like any other one
Sometimes I find myself alone and regretting
Some foolish thing, some little simple thing I've done
I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood
Yes, I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood
Yes, I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood
Yes, I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood
Re: men......
- I'm as affectionate as anything. There's nothing I love more than showing a woman that I have good feelings for her.
- I was told last Saturday night on a first date that I've got a good brain and can talk intelligently (I don't know why that's such a surprise)
- My skin is so soft, you could lose a brick in my arm.
- The less said about the size of my belly, the better.
- If I was any more open minded, you'd be able to drive a semi through my skull.
- I can take direction with the best of them. Why, you wouldn't believe the number of times I've been given very specific directions about where to stick things, and I've remembered them completely every time...
Angie, I think I'm your perfect man... <g>angietoronto said:
- I'm as affectionate as anything. There's nothing I love more than showing a woman that I have good feelings for her.
- I was told last Saturday night on a first date that I've got a good brain and can talk intelligently (I don't know why that's such a surprise)
- My skin is so soft, you could lose a brick in my arm.
- The less said about the size of my belly, the better.
- If I was any more open minded, you'd be able to drive a semi through my skull.
- I can take direction with the best of them. Why, you wouldn't believe the number of times I've been given very specific directions about where to stick things, and I've remembered them completely every time...
But what does that say about a person when that happens, and they're masturbating? <worried look>Crazy Canuck said:
Okay...who else is Scottish here?????
Sheik???
Ewwwww ya bass!!!!
All that I can say is when it comes to family feuding, we Scots have turned it into a sport!!!!
Sheik???
Ewwwww ya bass!!!!
All that I can say is when it comes to family feuding, we Scots have turned it into a sport!!!!
Hey, wait a minute!... I eat like that. Just what are you implying, Sara??sara@select said:
**LOL!!**
Re: ummmmmmmm
How 'bout a Benny Hill impersonation. Now if only I could find that slaphead fellow and a bobby's uniform.........longfirmleggss said:
Re: Wow!
only incompetant mechanics.
There is no such thing as a high maintenance woman,zog said:
only incompetant mechanics.
S
sara@select
Bottom Line
DIRTY AND SMELLY
Absolutely no sense of humour
Does nothing but talk about himself, his things, his kids, his ex...unless I am on the meter I do not care about these things
Liars - yes we can tell when you are totally bullshitting
Arrogance
Vanity
and the list could go on and on....the men I like are completely themselves and that impresses me more than the head games.
DIRTY AND SMELLY
Absolutely no sense of humour
Does nothing but talk about himself, his things, his kids, his ex...unless I am on the meter I do not care about these things
Liars - yes we can tell when you are totally bullshitting
Arrogance
Vanity
and the list could go on and on....the men I like are completely themselves and that impresses me more than the head games.
