I would have to give Valentina a reluctant -1. She is very bubbly and pleasant but the massage was no where near gfe. Hardly any body to body contact, not a mechanical hj but not really sensual either. She was open to touching but there was no reaction. She is very cute however.
I would then give Melanie Rose @ CMJ -1 as touching was an up sell.
Longtime lurker first time messager Thought it was about time to contribute to the group with my own take based on chemistry and post/forum guidelines.
+1 Ashley @ Alpha (moderate chemistry)
-1 Daisylynn @ Alpha (no chemistry)
+1 Nellie @ Alpha (big chemistry)
+1 Aspen @ CMJ (good chemistry)
+1 Sophia @ CMJ (good chemistry)
+1 Kelsey @ CMJ (big chemistry)
-1 Tiffiany @ AT/PS (no chemistry)
From my limited experience relative to the long-timers, I do think chemistry plays a big part in experience.and rating. So while the ratings were accurate to the guidelines for me, as always YMMV for everyone else.
+1 Ashley @ Alpha (moderate chemistry)
-1 Daisylynn @ Alpha (no chemistry)
+1 Nellie @ Alpha (big chemistry)
+1 Aspen @ CMJ (good chemistry)
+1 Sophia @ CMJ (good chemistry)
+1 Kelsey @ CMJ (big chemistry)
-1 Tiffiany @ AT/PS (no chemistry)
From my limited experience relative to the long-timers, I do think chemistry plays a big part in experience.and rating. So while the ratings were accurate to the guidelines for me, as always YMMV for everyone else.
-1 for Blair @ CMJ.
Her objective is not to offer a GFE experience, and she succeeds at this.
Massage skill is ok. the ending is nothing special.
Her objective is not to offer a GFE experience, and she succeeds at this.
Massage skill is ok. the ending is nothing special.
-1 ashley @ Alpha (was leaning towards a 0 but I see that is frowned upon here 
. Session was awkward, but I may have got her on bad day or we just didn't click
+1 Minah @ Alpha (upcharge for kissing) but a great session
- 1 Tessa @ alpha - very restrictive
. Session was awkward, but I may have got her on bad day or we just didn't click+1 Minah @ Alpha (upcharge for kissing) but a great session
- 1 Tessa @ alpha - very restrictive
+++1 Duchess @ CMJ What can I say but... Duchess!
She is a gem! Treat her well!
She is a gem! Treat her well!
-1 April at Alpha
-1 Barbie at Alpha
So disappointed lately
-1 Barbie at Alpha
So disappointed lately
+1 Daisylynn @ Alpha
When I started my session with Daisylynn (saw her a little over a month ago), I would have agreed with your assessment.
She initially comes off as cold. She also dances at (Quebec strip club) and gives off a stripper with attitude vibe at first.
2 things though:
1. She gave me the best actual massage I've gotten from an MA. I know that's not the point of these reviews, but damn, if you want to leave with your back feeling great and your little man happy, she's a good choice.
2. She seemed to react very well to a good tip - I don't care for girls to pretend why they're there with me. I tip well, and Daisylynn will absolutely turn it up for someone who tips better.
Overall, I left VERY satisfied.
Since I just left one review I thought I would leave some more:
-1 Ashley @ alpha. I saw her a couple times. Was ok the first time, my first time at Alpha. The last time was very cold, very mechanical. I know she had surgery on her knee and she was in pain, so I can't fault her for that (she's taking some time to heal). She just didn't seem to be into it overall and was quite restrictive. Edit: she commented below. Can't be fun to be in pain in a session. She's got a great body, and lots of other Good reviews so might still be worth giving her a shot when she comes back.
+1 Aspen @ CMJ. She can have some attitude, but is super chill and can be fun. Also an absolute, incredible gorgeous babe. What a body (tiny tits, which I don't mind), incredibly fit and firm body with an ass to die for. Cute face too.
+1 Rosa Belle @ alpha. I've only seen her once, but haven't been able to see her since. She was amazing. Her tits are perfection!
-1 Aubrey @ alpha. Torn on this. She was sweet, and not very restrictive. Was my first time at Alpha where I had to ask a girl to join me for sf2 instead of it happening right away.
-1 Naomi @ alpha.
+1 Willow @ Alpha. Almost didn't want to write this. Stay away from her you horndogs. She's absolute perfection, I've never had anyone touch me the way she does. She's probably the sweetest person I know. Every time I see her it gets even better. If you see her, please treat her right.
-1 Ashley @ alpha. I saw her a couple times. Was ok the first time, my first time at Alpha. The last time was very cold, very mechanical. I know she had surgery on her knee and she was in pain, so I can't fault her for that (she's taking some time to heal). She just didn't seem to be into it overall and was quite restrictive. Edit: she commented below. Can't be fun to be in pain in a session. She's got a great body, and lots of other Good reviews so might still be worth giving her a shot when she comes back.
+1 Aspen @ CMJ. She can have some attitude, but is super chill and can be fun. Also an absolute, incredible gorgeous babe. What a body (tiny tits, which I don't mind), incredibly fit and firm body with an ass to die for. Cute face too.
+1 Rosa Belle @ alpha. I've only seen her once, but haven't been able to see her since. She was amazing. Her tits are perfection!
-1 Aubrey @ alpha. Torn on this. She was sweet, and not very restrictive. Was my first time at Alpha where I had to ask a girl to join me for sf2 instead of it happening right away.
-1 Naomi @ alpha.
+1 Willow @ Alpha. Almost didn't want to write this. Stay away from her you horndogs. She's absolute perfection, I've never had anyone touch me the way she does. She's probably the sweetest person I know. Every time I see her it gets even better. If you see her, please treat her right.
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+1 Clementine @ CMJ
What an incredible smile with a fun lady
Recommend : Yes
What an incredible smile with a fun lady
Recommend : Yes
Since I'm on a roll with reviews here:
+1 Alexis @ Alpha
+1 Quinn @ Alpha
I visited Alpha West for the first time.
I decided to treat myself and go for my first duo, having seen neither of the ladies before. YOLO.
Alpha west was really nice. Nice bar, nice rooms, great showers, all new. Quite nice.
Alexis was with me an hour and Quinn joined for the last 30 mins.
FYI pricing wise, it was $270 total (plus tip). $200 for 1 hour, and extra $70 to have a duo for 30 mins.
Alexis joined me first. She's tall and thin, with a huge natural rack and a tiny waist. Not something you see often. Pretty face too, and young, 22 years old. New to the industry and new to Alpha. I think she's going to be very well reviewed here, it's hard not to like her.
Quinn came in later. A bit of a contrast with Alexis. Alexis is a brunette, Quinn is blonde. Alexis is 22 years old, Quinn is mid 30's. Alexis is brand new to this, Quinn has experience. Both have pretty faces.
When I was in my early 20's Quinn would have been too old for me. Now I'm in my early 30's and I found her quite hot. I think some of the more mature gentleman here who aren't looking for a 20 year old would enjoy themselves with her.
Alexis' body got me excited and Quinn knows how to work a pole - I had a good time.
Remember that this was a duo so it's hard to get the feel for a normal session but I would say both these girls deserve their +1
+1 Alexis @ Alpha
+1 Quinn @ Alpha
I visited Alpha West for the first time.
I decided to treat myself and go for my first duo, having seen neither of the ladies before. YOLO.
Alpha west was really nice. Nice bar, nice rooms, great showers, all new. Quite nice.
Alexis was with me an hour and Quinn joined for the last 30 mins.
FYI pricing wise, it was $270 total (plus tip). $200 for 1 hour, and extra $70 to have a duo for 30 mins.
Alexis joined me first. She's tall and thin, with a huge natural rack and a tiny waist. Not something you see often. Pretty face too, and young, 22 years old. New to the industry and new to Alpha. I think she's going to be very well reviewed here, it's hard not to like her.
Quinn came in later. A bit of a contrast with Alexis. Alexis is a brunette, Quinn is blonde. Alexis is 22 years old, Quinn is mid 30's. Alexis is brand new to this, Quinn has experience. Both have pretty faces.
When I was in my early 20's Quinn would have been too old for me. Now I'm in my early 30's and I found her quite hot. I think some of the more mature gentleman here who aren't looking for a 20 year old would enjoy themselves with her.
Alexis' body got me excited and Quinn knows how to work a pole - I had a good time.
Remember that this was a duo so it's hard to get the feel for a normal session but I would say both these girls deserve their +1
+1 Alexis at Alpha — same comments as the Nature Boy above. Pretty face, great natural bod, sensual, great personality. Will certainly repeat.
I super echo such sentiments for Krystal.
As for Maddie,....I havent met her yet. But based on all the good reviews plus the way she communicates via Twitter and SMS,...... I cna sense she's a super amazing lady
Thank you for the review love
Thank you for the honest review! I have in fact been working to my own detriment, with an injured knee for many months now (we all have to work right?
). I finally now actually am taking time to heal, and have my surgery done (it has not taken place yet). I did notice it was impacting my ability to provide my usual level of expertise in session, plus I had to be more restricted. And, I was not able to enjoy myself as much. With time I'm going to be on my the mend in no time, back to my old self. I've been missing my clientele so much 
Cheers 
Are you insinuating Happyfan is not a Happy Fan (pun intended)?That’s highly unlike Celeste.
For whatever it’s worth I noticed that you have a lot of unsatisfactory experiences at spas
