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-1 ashley @ Alpha (was leaning towards a 0 but I see that is frowned upon here 
. Session was awkward, but I may have got her on bad day or we just didn't click
+1 Minah @ Alpha (upcharge for kissing) but a great session
- 1 Tessa @ alpha - very restrictive
. Session was awkward, but I may have got her on bad day or we just didn't click+1 Minah @ Alpha (upcharge for kissing) but a great session
- 1 Tessa @ alpha - very restrictive
+++1 Duchess @ CMJ What can I say but... Duchess!
She is a gem! Treat her well!
She is a gem! Treat her well!
-1 April at Alpha
-1 Barbie at Alpha
So disappointed lately
-1 Barbie at Alpha
So disappointed lately
+1 Daisylynn @ Alpha
When I started my session with Daisylynn (saw her a little over a month ago), I would have agreed with your assessment.
She initially comes off as cold. She also dances at (Quebec strip club) and gives off a stripper with attitude vibe at first.
2 things though:
1. She gave me the best actual massage I've gotten from an MA. I know that's not the point of these reviews, but damn, if you want to leave with your back feeling great and your little man happy, she's a good choice.
2. She seemed to react very well to a good tip - I don't care for girls to pretend why they're there with me. I tip well, and Daisylynn will absolutely turn it up for someone who tips better.
Overall, I left VERY satisfied.
Since I just left one review I thought I would leave some more:
-1 Ashley @ alpha. I saw her a couple times. Was ok the first time, my first time at Alpha. The last time was very cold, very mechanical. I know she had surgery on her knee and she was in pain, so I can't fault her for that (she's taking some time to heal). She just didn't seem to be into it overall and was quite restrictive. Edit: she commented below. Can't be fun to be in pain in a session. She's got a great body, and lots of other Good reviews so might still be worth giving her a shot when she comes back.
+1 Aspen @ CMJ. She can have some attitude, but is super chill and can be fun. Also an absolute, incredible gorgeous babe. What a body (tiny tits, which I don't mind), incredibly fit and firm body with an ass to die for. Cute face too.
+1 Rosa Belle @ alpha. I've only seen her once, but haven't been able to see her since. She was amazing. Her tits are perfection!
-1 Aubrey @ alpha. Torn on this. She was sweet, and not very restrictive. Was my first time at Alpha where I had to ask a girl to join me for sf2 instead of it happening right away.
-1 Naomi @ alpha.
+1 Willow @ Alpha. Almost didn't want to write this. Stay away from her you horndogs. She's absolute perfection, I've never had anyone touch me the way she does. She's probably the sweetest person I know. Every time I see her it gets even better. If you see her, please treat her right.
-1 Ashley @ alpha. I saw her a couple times. Was ok the first time, my first time at Alpha. The last time was very cold, very mechanical. I know she had surgery on her knee and she was in pain, so I can't fault her for that (she's taking some time to heal). She just didn't seem to be into it overall and was quite restrictive. Edit: she commented below. Can't be fun to be in pain in a session. She's got a great body, and lots of other Good reviews so might still be worth giving her a shot when she comes back.
+1 Aspen @ CMJ. She can have some attitude, but is super chill and can be fun. Also an absolute, incredible gorgeous babe. What a body (tiny tits, which I don't mind), incredibly fit and firm body with an ass to die for. Cute face too.
+1 Rosa Belle @ alpha. I've only seen her once, but haven't been able to see her since. She was amazing. Her tits are perfection!
-1 Aubrey @ alpha. Torn on this. She was sweet, and not very restrictive. Was my first time at Alpha where I had to ask a girl to join me for sf2 instead of it happening right away.
-1 Naomi @ alpha.
+1 Willow @ Alpha. Almost didn't want to write this. Stay away from her you horndogs. She's absolute perfection, I've never had anyone touch me the way she does. She's probably the sweetest person I know. Every time I see her it gets even better. If you see her, please treat her right.
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+1 Clementine @ CMJ
What an incredible smile with a fun lady
Recommend : Yes
What an incredible smile with a fun lady
Recommend : Yes
Since I'm on a roll with reviews here:
+1 Alexis @ Alpha
+1 Quinn @ Alpha
I visited Alpha West for the first time.
I decided to treat myself and go for my first duo, having seen neither of the ladies before. YOLO.
Alpha west was really nice. Nice bar, nice rooms, great showers, all new. Quite nice.
Alexis was with me an hour and Quinn joined for the last 30 mins.
FYI pricing wise, it was $270 total (plus tip). $200 for 1 hour, and extra $70 to have a duo for 30 mins.
Alexis joined me first. She's tall and thin, with a huge natural rack and a tiny waist. Not something you see often. Pretty face too, and young, 22 years old. New to the industry and new to Alpha. I think she's going to be very well reviewed here, it's hard not to like her.
Quinn came in later. A bit of a contrast with Alexis. Alexis is a brunette, Quinn is blonde. Alexis is 22 years old, Quinn is mid 30's. Alexis is brand new to this, Quinn has experience. Both have pretty faces.
When I was in my early 20's Quinn would have been too old for me. Now I'm in my early 30's and I found her quite hot. I think some of the more mature gentleman here who aren't looking for a 20 year old would enjoy themselves with her.
Alexis' body got me excited and Quinn knows how to work a pole - I had a good time.
Remember that this was a duo so it's hard to get the feel for a normal session but I would say both these girls deserve their +1
+1 Alexis @ Alpha
+1 Quinn @ Alpha
I visited Alpha West for the first time.
I decided to treat myself and go for my first duo, having seen neither of the ladies before. YOLO.
Alpha west was really nice. Nice bar, nice rooms, great showers, all new. Quite nice.
Alexis was with me an hour and Quinn joined for the last 30 mins.
FYI pricing wise, it was $270 total (plus tip). $200 for 1 hour, and extra $70 to have a duo for 30 mins.
Alexis joined me first. She's tall and thin, with a huge natural rack and a tiny waist. Not something you see often. Pretty face too, and young, 22 years old. New to the industry and new to Alpha. I think she's going to be very well reviewed here, it's hard not to like her.
Quinn came in later. A bit of a contrast with Alexis. Alexis is a brunette, Quinn is blonde. Alexis is 22 years old, Quinn is mid 30's. Alexis is brand new to this, Quinn has experience. Both have pretty faces.
When I was in my early 20's Quinn would have been too old for me. Now I'm in my early 30's and I found her quite hot. I think some of the more mature gentleman here who aren't looking for a 20 year old would enjoy themselves with her.
Alexis' body got me excited and Quinn knows how to work a pole - I had a good time.
Remember that this was a duo so it's hard to get the feel for a normal session but I would say both these girls deserve their +1
+1 Alexis at Alpha — same comments as the Nature Boy above. Pretty face, great natural bod, sensual, great personality. Will certainly repeat.
I super echo such sentiments for Krystal.
As for Maddie,....I havent met her yet. But based on all the good reviews plus the way she communicates via Twitter and SMS,...... I cna sense she's a super amazing lady
Thank you for the review love
Thank you for the honest review! I have in fact been working to my own detriment, with an injured knee for many months now (we all have to work right?
). I finally now actually am taking time to heal, and have my surgery done (it has not taken place yet). I did notice it was impacting my ability to provide my usual level of expertise in session, plus I had to be more restricted. And, I was not able to enjoy myself as much. With time I'm going to be on my the mend in no time, back to my old self. I've been missing my clientele so much 
Cheers 
Are you insinuating Happyfan is not a Happy Fan (pun intended)?That’s highly unlike Celeste.
For whatever it’s worth I noticed that you have a lot of unsatisfactory experiences at spas
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BIG +1 for Elle@CMJ. An amazing and unique (for me) session that I will be playing over and over in my mind.
Seeing the above from @andflemcol emphasizes how different everyone's experiences can be! And not that it's a bad thing, I find it fun that I can have connections with some girls and not others. And I don't don't get bothered by a session if that's the case, I still get something and it reinforces what I do and don't like. A few more reviews from the past couple weeks been, been a stressful time at work so I've been treating myself with the long days lol. I've had some repeats from my past post and won't double rate, but the ratings for the repeats have not changed and if anything the repeat sessions were even better.
+1 Harmony @ Alpha (good chemistry) really fun to be around, very sweet but also sassy in a playful way
0 Elle @ CMJ (no chemistry) straight to business, good techniques, but no bs, no sf2, left room couple times, and seemed like she had something on her mind or having a bad day, barely 10 words and somewhat cold when I tried to start conversations, and I was out within 30 minutes even though booked for the hour. As mentioned, I'm not upset as they're human and I have a lot of empathy for that and what they must deal with each day. I could tell she was trying to push it aside for me, and why i gave the unliked "0" rating instead of -1. But I wanted to give an honest review in contrast to the above. I would consider seeing her again, but I'm also conscious that perhaps she might not want to see me.
+1 Ariana @ CMJ (very good chemistry) Probably the sweetest girl I've ever met inside and outside the spa, amazing conversation, that led to the session being very passionate. The way to her heart is respect, being gentle and sincere.
+ Annie @ Alpha (very good chemistry) Girl of my (and likely many of the people here's) dreams, sexy, cute, playful, funny, sweet
Until next time!
+1 Harmony @ Alpha (good chemistry) really fun to be around, very sweet but also sassy in a playful way
0 Elle @ CMJ (no chemistry) straight to business, good techniques, but no bs, no sf2, left room couple times, and seemed like she had something on her mind or having a bad day, barely 10 words and somewhat cold when I tried to start conversations, and I was out within 30 minutes even though booked for the hour. As mentioned, I'm not upset as they're human and I have a lot of empathy for that and what they must deal with each day. I could tell she was trying to push it aside for me, and why i gave the unliked "0" rating instead of -1. But I wanted to give an honest review in contrast to the above. I would consider seeing her again, but I'm also conscious that perhaps she might not want to see me
. +1 Ariana @ CMJ (very good chemistry) Probably the sweetest girl I've ever met inside and outside the spa, amazing conversation, that led to the session being very passionate. The way to her heart is respect, being gentle and sincere.
+ Annie @ Alpha (very good chemistry) Girl of my (and likely many of the people here's) dreams, sexy, cute, playful, funny, sweet
Until next time!
I'd try again if she reached out afterwards. If having a bad day or client before was a dick, she'd likely recognize it affected your session and might reach back. She has a lot of good feedback0 Elle @ CMJ (no chemistry) straight to business, good techniques, but no bs, no sf2, left room couple times, and seemed like she had something on her mind or having a bad day, barely 10 words and somewhat cold when I tried to start conversations, and I was out within 30 minutes even though booked for the hour. As mentioned, I'm not upset as they're human and I have a lot of empathy for that and what they must deal with each day. I could tell she was trying to push it aside for me, and why i gave the unliked "0" rating instead of -1. But I wanted to give an honest review in contrast to the above. I would consider seeing her again, but I'm also conscious that perhaps she might not want to see me
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No where does PPP say that she reached out afterward. In and out in a half hour of a one hour appointment and she left the room on more than one occasion. Doesn't sound like she valued him as a client.
+1 Sophie @ Alpha. A very attractive young lady, bubbly, cheerful, effervescent, and ddg.
She was wearing a comfy robe while we chatted. When the robe hit the floor my jaw dropped and my heart stopped. Wow. A dynamite figure. Sophie looked stunning in blue/green lingerie, colours which match her eyes.
Sophie played a nice soundtrack of classic rock ... Eric Clapton, Rolling Stones, Steve Miller ... showers for two, light kisses, great massage, happy endings, repeat = hell yeah
Thanks to Amazing Grace for setting up the appointment via twitter. Much appreciated
Thanks to Ruby for the hugs, and convo. She handled the many duties of the receptionist/bartender with grace and elegance, chatted with the ladies & clients, created a cheerful ambience, and mixed great drinks. Cheers
She was wearing a comfy robe while we chatted. When the robe hit the floor my jaw dropped and my heart stopped. Wow. A dynamite figure. Sophie looked stunning in blue/green lingerie, colours which match her eyes.
Sophie played a nice soundtrack of classic rock ... Eric Clapton, Rolling Stones, Steve Miller ... showers for two, light kisses, great massage, happy endings, repeat = hell yeah
Thanks to Amazing Grace for setting up the appointment via twitter. Much appreciated
Thanks to Ruby for the hugs, and convo. She handled the many duties of the receptionist/bartender with grace and elegance, chatted with the ladies & clients, created a cheerful ambience, and mixed great drinks. Cheers
