The original is indeed a classic. 1926.
The 1959 remake directed by the great William Wyler is excellent also.
The 1959 remake directed by the great William Wyler is excellent also.
The next Bond?
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Emilia Clarke would have doubled that in the box office had she been Captain Marvel. As for Jamie Bond, Emilia can out act any actress with that dead lock stare. She be my Sharona and she can can sniff my balls anytime
You guys are all fucked! I was thinking it could be more of a "Buddy Comedy"! (j/k)
To me, they could end Craig's Bond with glorious sacrifice movie to make every man weep... My idea:
008 (Elba's "Bill Timothy") has captured "Item X" (eg. secret plans, device, Trump's tax returns) but is being tracked down, on the run, but shortly fucked. 007 (Craig's "James Bond") is called into action one final time to meet up/rescue the mission and help his fellow agent 008. Shit happens, tag teaming glorious fights, tag teaming female Russian agents fuck each "00", etc. 007 dies in epic fashion saving 008, the mission and little Princess Charlotte!!!
Craig's "Bond" gets a good send-off. Elba's "Timothy" gets a one-off back-story movie whilst they search for a new reboot "Bond". If Elba kicks ass, then he gets another movie...
You're welcome Sony and whatever Broccoli descendant makes Bond movies now.
To me, they could end Craig's Bond with glorious sacrifice movie to make every man weep... My idea:
008 (Elba's "Bill Timothy") has captured "Item X" (eg. secret plans, device, Trump's tax returns) but is being tracked down, on the run, but shortly fucked. 007 (Craig's "James Bond") is called into action one final time to meet up/rescue the mission and help his fellow agent 008. Shit happens, tag teaming glorious fights, tag teaming female Russian agents fuck each "00", etc. 007 dies in epic fashion saving 008, the mission and little Princess Charlotte!!!
Craig's "Bond" gets a good send-off. Elba's "Timothy" gets a one-off back-story movie whilst they search for a new reboot "Bond". If Elba kicks ass, then he gets another movie...
You're welcome Sony and whatever Broccoli descendant makes Bond movies now.
I'm sure the next one will be Gay Bond - (00Semen) or Gender J. Bond who will fight against Putin for very important things. Example: for the gender neutral toilets in Siberia, for the Pride in Moscow, for the right of dick sucking in the Lenin mausoleum . Other screenplay just doesn't make any sense these days in Hollywood. The new Bond girl must be Lana or Lily Wachowski. If not, the LMBTQRSTUVQXWZ community will boycott the movie and your carrier is ended in Hollywood!
Too funny. Bang on!
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