A guy checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so he thought he'd get one of those girls from the escort services you see advertised in phone book yellow pages. He came across an ad for a girl calling herself Erogenique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her (ooops). You know the kind. So he figures, what the hell, he'll give her a call.
Fingers shaking with nervousness, he punches in the number. After a couple of rings he hears a soft, warm voice say, "Hello?"
Man, she sounded sexy!
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot & heavy all night; tie me up, wear leather and strap me, cover me in chocolate syrup & whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic! But for an outside line you need to press 9 first..."
Fingers shaking with nervousness, he punches in the number. After a couple of rings he hears a soft, warm voice say, "Hello?"
Man, she sounded sexy!
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot & heavy all night; tie me up, wear leather and strap me, cover me in chocolate syrup & whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic! But for an outside line you need to press 9 first..."
