The Great Canadian TERB novel ...

[The Truman Show]

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, what we need is a novel. And we're each going to build it — one sentence at a time.
It's quite simple really. All you have to do is read the postings ahead of you and add ONE (one only please) sentence to our literary masterpiece in progress.
I'll start ...

It was a dark and stormy night.

 

[EchoXXX]

And Echo was sitting in bed, smoking a cigarette, in her undies....hehehe

 

[Annessa]

It was Goober's mom.

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

Goober woke up to his mothers screams, with wood...

 

[lasslicker]

She was clad in the most minute leather thong showing off her most ample...

 

[EchoXXX]

...growth....coming out of her lower back...

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

Goober ran into his mothers room (which was located right next to his own) to see why she was screaming in such a horrific manner...

 

[lasslicker]

only to find a long line of humanity waiting for their pie to be served in the...

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

most erotically enticing way possible...

 

[Meesh]

...recite from memory all the Bay City Rollers songs...

 

[Goober Mcfly]

*singing*

"We were rippin up
we were rockin up
roll it over and lay it down

we were shakin up
we were breakin up
we were rockin to the shang-a-lang sound of the music
*
HEY HEY, rockin to the music.
HEY HEY, rocking to the music
rocking every night and day.HEY HEY

well we sang shang-a-lang as we ran with the gang
doin doo wop be dooby do ay
we were all in the news
with our blue suede shoes
and our dancin the night away.

? we sang shang-a-lang
as we ran with the gang
doin doo wop be dooby do eye
with the jukebox playing and every body saying that
music like ours couldn't die
*
we were grooving
we were movin
pussyfootin and putting it round.
we were boppin
we were hoppin
we were jumping to the shang-a-lang sound of the music,....
CHORUS

shang-a-lang,
shang-a-lang,
shang-a-lang
shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang"

 

[The Truman Show]

At that moment, he knew he could no longer deny the truth: He was a Bay Boy and would have to devote the rest of his life fighting for Bay rights.

 

[The Truman Show]

"I'm only available on S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y ... night!"

 

[JohnnyPunani]

mom also stated that she would love to spread her legs wide open for badkat and hope that badkat would give her a brazilian wax.

 

[red]

the scene shifts to a lonely cottage where vanessa valentine and Alexa taylor enjoy a glass of wine in a hottub

 

[Goober Mcfly]

"Oops! My top fell off!" exclaims Vanessa, with a giggle.

 

[Meesh]

Goober quickly covered her in a Plaid Bay City Rollers scarf (stolen from Sheik)...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Sheik, by now angry that Goober had stolen his scarf that was strategically concealing a very small sporran...

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Goober points and laughs at Sheik's purse*.








*Calling it a "sporran" doesn't change the fact that it's a ghey man-purse

 

[Shades]

Sheik, angered digs in the folds of his kilt for his dirk, which he was sure he put back there after the last time he used in 1998.