The Death Clock

[Phil C. McNasty]

Enter all your details. Be as honest as you can.
It will tell you exactly when you're gonna die

The Death Clock

Death Clock. Have you ever asked yourself 'when will I die?', use our advanced life expectancy calculator in combination with ai to accurately predict your death date and receive your own death countdown clock.

www.death-clock.org

I'm gonna live till I'm 86 apparently

 

[Goodoer]

Enter all your details. Be as honest as you can.
It will tell you exactly when you're gonna die

The Death Clock

Death Clock. Have you ever asked yourself 'when will I die?', use our advanced life expectancy calculator in combination with ai to accurately predict your death date and receive your own death countdown clock.

www.death-clock.org

I'm gonna live till I'm 86 apparently

I got 66! That sucks!

 

[SmokinAces]

I got 74... which is in the range of what I expected.

 

[shack]

Mine says that I should have already died 3 years ago.

 

[bazokajoe]

I got 83 years 10 months 22 days.
Who is going to change my diapers?

I definitely have more days behind me than in front of me.

 

[MissCroft]

I'm too afraid to do it. I don't want to know.

 

[belissimo]

Oh man - I need to up my degeneracy. That's way too long lol.

 

[anon1]

I have 5 days left

 

[LTO_3]

I'll be 81 years and 10 months...longer than I expected.

LTO_3

 

[Insidious Von]

I'm too afraid to do it. I don't want to know.

No worries Missy, I'm already aborted from this planet.

 

[JohnHenry]

Based on our calculations you will die on: Tuesday, 13rd August 2047
You will live to be 103 years, 3 months and 12 days old!

WTF

 

[Robert Mugabe]

4 years. Sounds about right.

 

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

You will live to be 93 years, 7 months and 20 days old!

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

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Oh man - I need to up my degeneracy. That's way too long lol

Start doing lots of drugs when you hit 80, that will shorten it

 

[Impulse09]

91 years, 4 months and 16 days old

Wasn't expecting that at all.. i thought it would be much shorter

 

[speakercontrols]

You will live to be 109 years, 9 months and 14 days old!

Fuck off....Yabut would I really want to?

I'm good with 85.

 

[shack]

You will live to be 109 years, 9 months and 14 days old!

Fuck off....Yabut would I really want to?

I'm good with 85.

Nobody wants to be alive when they're 100 except for 1 person.

A 99 year old.

 

[jeff2]

And who asked to be born?

 

[Mrboobs]

Mine says that I should have already died 3 years ago.

Lol